# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1021 "2018-08-03T16:21:02Z")
**How the blazes can Sanders’ UHC plan cost $32T? Sex robots for Incels?** I think I’ve found some waste we can cut there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1022 "2018-08-03T20:09:45Z")
\*\* Are there any honest televangelists out there? The value of prayer\*\* “This offering should be worth at least $200 to you. Alright, I see $200, now how about $300?” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1023 "2018-08-04T02:13:18Z")
**Murder where nobody knows who’s the killer When does our idiotic past no longer count?** Sorry, don’t think there’s a Statute of Limitations for murder. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1024 "2018-08-04T20:37:52Z")
Not big on “separated by one”, but I can’t wait for these to become sequential: **Is Bangkok a good vacation spot? Bringing a non related minor out of state/country? Legal Documents needed?** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1025 "2018-08-05T00:12:33Z")
**Road trip along Route 66 Visiting England—driving advice needed** Drive on the left, unless you’re on Route 66, in which case you are no longer in England. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1026 "2018-08-05T02:40:06Z")
\*\*QAnon conspiracy craziness. Trump is actually working with Mueller! How stupid are you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1027 "2018-08-05T14:01:57Z")
\*\* Are Mueller’s witnesses in the Mueller probe federally protected? Why do Golden retrievers pant to much?\*\* “Objection, your Honor! Improperly influencing the witness with biscuits!” And now sequential: **Is Bangkok a good vacation spot? Bringing a non related minor out of state/country? Legal Documents needed?** ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1028 "2018-08-05T18:07:21Z")
**what to get a three year old boy for his birthday, need answer by early Saturday Friday or Saturday?** _Saturday_. Jeez, weren’t you _listening?_ 😕 😃 **Murder where nobody knows who’s the killer If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?** That’s as good a choice as any… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1029 "2018-08-05T19:35:47Z")
\*\* Just found out “hair trigger” is a real thing. In what situations is it used? Women military snipers\*\* “Say, is that… **KA-BLAM** …our commanding officer?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1030 "2018-08-06T13:44:50Z")
[b How stupid are you? 32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle\*\* Are you smart enough to put it together? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1031 "2018-08-06T14:39:52Z")
**What separates men from boys? Money and medical science** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1032 "2018-08-06T19:16:09Z")
\*\* What separates men from boys? Sweat management\*\* Or deodorant, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1033 "2018-08-06T21:08:01Z")
\*\* Signs of getting older Why do people take cruise ship vacations over and over again?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1034 "2018-08-07T13:04:29Z")
**Mr Trump’s retaliations What Do Corporations Do With All That Money?** Answered and in the form of a question. **I used to make fun of people who… and now I am one How stupid are you?** What is this? Jeopardy? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1035 "2018-08-07T16:37:44Z")
**What separates men from boys? Switching from Protestant to Catholic?** I think it’s the other way around. (How do they separate the men from the boys in a Catholic church? With a pry bar. But based on the proclivities of certain politicians and religious types who associate strongly with a certain Protestant sect, the old joke may be a bit out of date.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1036 "2018-08-07T20:29:06Z")
**A Marathon Of Punches Why can’t I get porn sites to work on my i-6 anymore?** You’re not supposed to be punching the _phone_ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1037 "2018-08-07T21:19:53Z")
**What separates men from boys? T-Shirts!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1038 "2018-08-08T02:42:10Z")
**What event might cause a “temporary” use of martial law by the US Federal Government Is cigarette smuggling from MO ($0.17) into IL ($1.98) a problem for IL law enforcement?** “All right men, we’ve got a panel truck headed for Quincy with 50 cartons of Camels. A curfew’s been ordered for a 200-mile radius. Lock and load!” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1039 "2018-08-08T05:16:19Z")
**Signs of getting older My toes hurt.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1040 "2018-08-08T05:18:19Z")
**What separates men from boys? HOA** “I’ll paint my house whatever color I damn well please!” “Don’t be a fool, man! Think of your family!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=53)