# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 54

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1061 "2018-08-14T16:58:21Z")

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**Moon landing deniers: why?  
Why are some people losers**

has come back for an encore presentation but with the order reversed.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1062 "2018-08-14T22:09:43Z")

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**Negative aspects of marijuana  
I might be getting wet. I won’t be pumping my own gas. Or buying pseudoephedrine without a script.**

OK-doesn’t sound that horrible.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1063 "2018-08-15T01:13:11Z")

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\*\* Sex robots for Incels?  
I don’t know what I want do to with my life\*\*

I hear there’s good money in sex robot service and repair. On the other hand, yuck.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1064 "2018-08-15T14:15:47Z")

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\*\* What changed public opinion regarding marijuana legalization?  
Landing a plane on the freeway\*\*

There’s a joke somewhere in there about “getting high.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1065 "2018-08-15T15:50:22Z")

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\*\* Negative aspects of marijuana  
Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1066 "2018-08-15T19:41:25Z")

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\*\* Bedtime book both girl (8) and boy (5) will like.  
My wife likes them long, thick and hard\*\*

Harry Potter should satisfy all three.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1067 "2018-08-16T02:17:49Z")

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**Teaching my kid to drive a stick…  
They pranged my MGB**

Why doncha learn how to drive, ya kid, ya! :mad:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1068 "2018-08-16T15:12:11Z")

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Better if reversed, but you go to war with the sequential threads you have:

\*\* My wife likes them long, thick and hard

Do you like print books?  
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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1069 "2018-08-16T23:31:56Z")

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**Negative aspects of marijuana  
The entire West Virginia Supreme Court has been impeached**

However, the _Colorado_ Supreme Court is still in ofice.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1070 "2018-08-17T05:02:24Z")

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**How do you think I should have felt about this?**  
**New York Times hires unapologetic racist writer**

You have to ask?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1071 "2018-08-17T14:45:43Z")

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**Teaching my kid to drive a stick…  
I Almost Died (probably not)**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1072 "2018-08-17T16:10:24Z")

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\*\*Does anyone hate ‘Friends’ as much as I do?

Joe Cocker: With a Little Help From My Friends

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Joe Cocker didn’t

\*\* Severe dental phobia… Help!

I Almost Died (probably not)

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That’s pretty severe!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1073 "2018-08-17T22:53:27Z")

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**Choose your weapon: Gladiatorial combat  
Dog germs! How best to treat small punctures from dog bites? (Needed answer fast)**

Drop that sword, Spartacus, or my chihuahua is going to give you _such_ a nip.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1074 "2018-08-18T00:41:47Z")

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\*\*The red wire. No, the Blue!

Female genitalia and genetics  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1075 "2018-08-18T13:17:32Z")

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\*\* Sound of metal on metal  
Sex robots for Incels\*\*

You had to be pervy enough to buy two sex robots - it was inevitable they’d start preferring each other to _you_. ☹

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1076 "2018-08-18T16:12:02Z")

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\*\* What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?  
McDonald’s toasting their buns to death now. \*\*

Scottish porn, anyone?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1077 "2018-08-19T14:25:00Z")

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**Please help with a tricky wedding issue  
Reducing sound in a concrete room**

If you gotta hold the reception in a concrete room, hire a harp player instead of a Motörhead tribute band.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1078 "2018-08-19T15:02:42Z")

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\*\* Declining an invite - do you feel you must give a reason?  
I’m Getting Another Son In Law  
Cataract Surgery\*\*

Both are good - along with “Raccoons are eating my mangoes” and “Someone pranged my MGB”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1079 "2018-08-20T16:15:33Z")

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\*\* Choose your weapon: Gladiatorial combat  
Anyone use a Chromebook? \*\*

"Look behind you! Aesculus is wielding an iPad! Aieeeee!!!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1080 "2018-08-21T14:03:26Z")

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\*\* Should we offer amnesty for murder?  
Is OJ Simpson innocent or guilty?  
Aging While Female \*\*

Get amnesty for murdering an aging white female?

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