# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1081 "2018-08-22T03:08:26Z")
**Woman falls off cruise ship, treads water for 10 hours, and is found & rescued Fitness and exercise thread** Fall off a cruise ship, then tread water for 10 hours! You’ll feel that flab melting away! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1082 "2018-08-22T12:41:03Z")
\*\* Negative aspects of marijuana I Passed Kindergarden Class! \*\* Yeah, it really sucks being in first grade. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1083 "2018-08-22T19:48:49Z")
\*\*Quick, what’s your current earworm? Hamilton - The Musical \*\* I call that “ear candy”–songs you like to have in your head ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1084 "2018-08-23T13:16:56Z")
\*\* Good songs that are cliché due overplay, that you listen to anyway Take a jumbo shrimp…\*\* The line is “smell of shrimp” ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1085 "2018-08-23T17:21:15Z")
Been waiting all day for this: **Auto Fellatio - A guy at work said he can.** **Major Blow Job for Hawaii** ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1086 "2018-08-23T17:43:13Z")
\*\*Trump is 100% right about one thing… Manafort and Cohen both guilty \*\* I thought it was part of the ‘Witch Hunt’ but maybe I missed a tweet. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1087 "2018-08-23T23:47:33Z")
\*\* Aggravating Things that happen to you. Why do death row appeals continue to take longer?\*\* Yeah, goddamit, I’m tired of waiting. Hurry up and get it over with fer chrissake! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1088 "2018-08-24T13:38:55Z")
**Trump is 100% right about one thing… Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore** I can so hear Trump saying this. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1089 "2018-08-24T13:48:41Z")
**My current wild speculation about physics I can’t do it anymore. (Work)** I am now completely unable to transfer energy in order to move objects. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1090 "2018-08-24T20:06:05Z")
\*\*When walking across a street… Should I buy a dash cam? \*\* Always. Even if you already own one. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1091 "2018-08-24T20:08:33Z")
\*\*Once upon a time, two early humans of different ancestry met at a cave in Russia. The history of the pit stop \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1092 "2018-08-25T14:05:06Z")
\*\* Do you still have all of your orginial, factory-installed parts? Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought \*\* Yes, I still have that part and it’s much bigger than you always thought ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1093 "2018-08-26T14:37:01Z")
**Movie recommendations, bring the funny Tim Conway suffering from dementia** _Dorf On Dementia_ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1094 "2018-08-26T19:08:21Z")
**Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought Disorder where you fear your dick is shrinking.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1095 "2018-08-27T01:50:55Z")
**Candles made from dead birds? How Toxic is Toxic Mold?** Either kind of candle really spices up a Black Mass. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1096 "2018-08-27T02:58:24Z")
\*\*Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought Major Blow Job for Hawaii \*\* Well that blows. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1097 "2018-08-27T13:06:12Z")
\*\* Everyday, normal things that mystified you as a kid. Disorder where you fear your dick is shrinking. Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought Yes, I can see you\*\* It mystifies me that you think your dick is shrinking, but I think it’s much bigger because I can see your dick. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1098 "2018-08-27T18:03:28Z")
**Regina: Rhymes with? Burning Man and Cell Service** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1099 "2018-08-27T19:22:14Z")
**What cancelled 20th/21st Century military system would you have liked to have seen come to fruition? Gavels (and maces)** Very powerful at close distance. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1100 "2018-08-29T15:57:08Z")
\*\* You have miraculous healing powers, best way to help people? Please give me your best remedies for Back Spasms.\*\* Arise! The power of Satan compels you!! And if that doesn’t work, I have Naproxen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=56)