# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 56

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1101 "2018-08-29T17:19:50Z")

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**What do you drive?  
T-Shirts!**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1102 "2018-08-29T22:31:40Z")

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\*\* Do you like mushrooms?  
What Mainstream Food Item have You Never Tasted?\*\*

Mushrooms. So I don’t know if I like them or not.

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1103 "2018-08-30T04:49:49Z")

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\*\*Watch for speed traps in school zones as school starts  
Yes, I can see you \*\*

They’re gonna need a bigger bush.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1104 "2018-08-30T12:52:10Z")

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\*\* What To Do About Loud Co-Worker?  
Meat slicer recomendations\*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1105 "2018-08-30T14:01:51Z")

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\*\* Stuff that should be rebooted  
Big Bang Theory to End After This Season \*\*

NOOOOOO!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1106 "2018-08-30T17:14:43Z")

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**Gobekli Tepe: What do we really know?  
Cell signal booster?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1107 "2018-08-31T12:23:39Z")

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\*\* On your “First Language” vs. english - please add your insights  
Does every sentence out of your mouth need to contain the word “fuck?” \*\*

Fuck, what have you got against English?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1108 "2018-08-31T13:42:45Z")

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\*\* Where’s davidm? In the hospital recovering from a medical screwup.  
65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled… \*\*

That’s some screwup!

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1109 "2018-08-31T14:00:06Z")

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\*\*I can’t do it anymore. (Work)

So, I’m going to Israel in December!\*\*

You think they’ll let you live in a kibbutz without working?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1110 "2018-08-31T17:46:44Z")

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\*\*65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…

A new chapter in the life of drachillix

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1111 "2018-08-31T21:00:11Z")

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In IMHO:

**Fake BBC nuclear attack broadcast. Thoughts?**  
**Passport Question**

Let’s not do anything rash over a video.

**Straight women: which is more important — a man’s face or his body?**  
**A time limit on grieving**

Face? Body? Who cares! Just don’t spend too long moping!

**You have miraculous healing powers, best way to help people?**  
**Baking Soda**

Truly a miracle substance.

**Does every sentence out of your mouth need to contain the word "fuck?"**  
**Degenerative Meniscus Prognosis**

… fuck.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1112 "2018-09-01T14:53:25Z")

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**You have miraculous healing powers, best way to help people?  
Does every sentence out of your mouth need to contain the word "fuck?"**

The dark side of Oral Roberts. ☹

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1113 "2018-09-01T19:31:10Z")

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\*\* Nuptuals off when friends decline to pay for $60,000 wedding

How to Steal a Wallet

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1114 "2018-09-01T20:32:52Z")

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**Sexual orientation and gender identity  
Do you know any women who shave their face???**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1115 "2018-09-02T10:22:53Z")

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\*\* I killed a squirrel today  
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies\*\*

Every time you’re the last poster of a thread, a squirrel dies.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1116 "2018-09-02T13:35:08Z")

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\*\*Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought

I killed a squirrel today  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1117 "2018-09-03T18:03:24Z")

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**Donald Trump’s Funeral  
It Came From Out Of The Ground!**

Zombie Trump!!!:eek:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1118 "2018-09-03T18:05:48Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> **Donald Trump’s Funeral  
> It Came From Out Of The Ground!**
> 
> Zombie Trump!!!:eek:

Nice one! 😃

I wish I’d thought of it when I posted! :smack:

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1119 "2018-09-04T04:09:04Z")

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\*\*Help me identify this song  
“Alexa, what song is this?” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1120 "2018-09-04T12:00:59Z")

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\*\* Could this snake eat this kid?  
How difficult would it be to disappear today in the USA? \*\*

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