# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1141 "2018-09-09T15:44:15Z")
\*\* What happens once you’re reported to law enforcement by a psychiatrist? Quantum Entanglement\*\* You’ll be held for up to 72 hours, unable to free yourself due to quantum entanglement. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1142 "2018-09-09T18:37:55Z")
\*\* About Protection Rackets (US Mafia Specifically) When did delivered newspapers start to be bagged in plastic? \*\* “Be a shame if your paper got all soggy, you know, from the rain. For a small weekly fee Aldo and me’ll wrap it nice, in plastic. Otherwise, the next time you open up your paper there’ll be a dead mackerel in the sports section.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1143 "2018-09-09T18:53:46Z")
\*\* Grown adult neighbour bullying me I bought a Walther PPK/S today.\*\* I don’t think I like where this is going :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1144 "2018-09-09T19:11:32Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\* Grown adult neighbour bullying me > I bought a Walther PPK/S today.\*\* > > I don’t think I like where this is going :eek: He’ll be sorry. Very sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1145 "2018-09-10T00:41:34Z")
\*\*I bought a Walther PPK/S today. Yes, I can see you \*\* Trouble brewing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1146 "2018-09-10T14:02:09Z")
\*\* Are car dealer scams and games a thing of the past? Buying a car through Costco, is it worth it? \*\* No. And no. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1147 "2018-09-10T14:41:23Z")
**65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled… Goodbye, Driving** No doubt a sound decision at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1148 "2018-09-10T19:53:45Z")
\*\* Unsolved mysteries and murders Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? \*\* If he’s asking about whether the crawl spaces have enough room to store his trunks, how deep the backyard well is, and whether the basement floor is resistant to ground-penetrating radar, I might be a bit uneasy. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1149 "2018-09-10T22:00:35Z")
**65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled… What music are you listening to now?** Not dance music, that would just be mean. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1150 "2018-09-11T13:21:47Z")
\*\* What happens once you’re reported to law enforcement by a psychiatrist? Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? \*\* Don’t report your paranoia to the cops. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1151 "2018-09-11T13:44:06Z")
\*\* What To Do About Loud Co-Worker? suggest a job for a mute \*\* Get rid of loud co-worker, hire mute. Two problems solved! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1152 "2018-09-11T14:38:43Z")
\*\* What’s the problem with US evangelical Christianity? Is Diversity Our Strength? \*\* Note diversity in religion, at least to the US evangelical Christians I’ve talked to. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1153 "2018-09-11T18:48:29Z")
Main page title/last poster combo: **Shooting for Sweden, Hitting…** Cheesesteak ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1154 "2018-09-12T04:16:05Z")
\*\*A skunk just came to the back door Critter Cam out back. \*\* Alas, no camera! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1155 "2018-09-12T12:15:11Z")
\*\* 70’s novelty country song How do I wash a new white shirt that has red sleeves? \*\* _My red sleeves turned my undies pink Lawd what can I do? They razz me at the redneck bar My carefree life is through_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1156 "2018-09-12T15:22:45Z")
\*\* The Tune Distorts the Lyrics Soundtrack for a mental breakdown\*\* Everything I hear has tunes and distortions! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1157 "2018-09-12T15:29:08Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* The Tune Distorts the Lyrics > Soundtrack for a mental breakdown\*\* > > Everything I hear has tunes and distortions! I nominate _They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!_ by Napoleon XIV [They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They%27re_Coming_to_Take_Me_Away,_Ha-Haaa)! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1158 "2018-09-12T15:31:32Z")
**Dealing with the death of an abusive parent. A skunk just came to the back door** Reincarnation is a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1159 "2018-09-12T17:40:58Z")
\*\*Kids speaking in questions Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1160 "2018-09-12T19:59:55Z")
\*\* If Kavanaugh gets in and Roe v. Wade is overturned, what do you think that will look like? Christians opposed to social justice \*\* Sums it up [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=59)