# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1161 "2018-09-12T21:00:47Z")
**Don’t shave your husky There’s got to be a German word for this** RasieredeinenHuskynicht ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1162 "2018-09-13T14:59:33Z")
\*\* optimizing gyroscope Which way is up?\*\* You’d know if you had an optimized gyroscope! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1163 "2018-09-13T15:49:43Z")
**Is skipping out on a date and leaving them with the food bill a (literal) crime? The French Toast MMP** It’s French toast! Geez, don’t make a federal case out of it! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1164 "2018-09-13T16:18:52Z")
\*\* Dallas cop kill innocent man Emergency Declared For The DC Area \*\* That’s Dallas County ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1165 "2018-09-13T18:09:44Z")
**I googled Medical Care in Florida and get TrumpCare as the number one choice. I feel…hopeful.** Really? I feel cringey. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1166 "2018-09-13T18:21:09Z")
\*\* So I just overheard a stalker’s phone call. What music are you listening to now? \*\* “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1167 "2018-09-13T22:28:25Z")
**Selling grandpa’s old collection of … Separate hotel beds for couples** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1168 "2018-09-14T02:11:44Z")
**Selling grandpa’s old collection of … Crack pipe vending machines** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1169 "2018-09-14T03:11:36Z")
\*\*Emergency Declared For The DC Area Things that are much smaller than you always thought \*\* It’s a tiny emergency ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1170 "2018-09-14T22:46:35Z")
**What’s under wood paneling? Paradise on Earth** … not by the dashboard light? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1171 "2018-09-15T21:04:01Z")
**Have You Ever Eaten At A Michelin-Star Restaurant? What Was It Like? Butter** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1172 "2018-09-16T20:35:18Z")
\*\* I have a yeast infection…on my head. How strong of a magnet do I need?\*\* Get under one of those big electromagnets they use at the auto graveyard. Yanks those suckers right off. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1173 "2018-09-16T21:08:03Z")
\*\* I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE! I need to build up my legs\*\* I drove from California to Florida all alone, and boy are my legs tired. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1174 "2018-09-17T14:51:27Z")
**I need to build up my legs** **Johnny L.A.** \*\* Lab with weak hind legs \*\* And all this time I thought **Johnny** was human. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1175 "2018-09-17T15:21:30Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > **I need to build up my legs** > **Johnny L.A.** > \*\* > Lab with weak hind legs \*\* > And all this time I thought **Johnny** was human. You beat me to it. But my comment: On the Internet, nobody knew you were a dog…until now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1176 "2018-09-17T15:24:01Z")
Outed! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1177 "2018-09-17T15:24:40Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > You beat me to it. But my comment: > > On the Internet, nobody knew you were a dog…until now. 😃 You may have missed the pairing but you came through with the zinger. :two thumbs: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1178 "2018-09-17T18:07:14Z")
**What did they call an adrenaline rush before they discovered adrenaline? Paradise on Earth** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1179 "2018-09-18T12:36:11Z")
Another “cut off on the main page” one: **Can Democrats actually stop… Butter** ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1180 "2018-09-18T12:38:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You may have missed the pairing but you came through with the zinger. > > :two thumbs: Thanks! > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Outed! :mad: Life is ruff sometimes. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=60)