# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1181 "2018-09-18T13:10:39Z")
**How best to convince my employer to hire me? Japanese Female Names** Along with some pictures you found on the Internet, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1182 "2018-09-18T13:27:41Z")
\*\* I need to build up my legs Shin splints and flip flops\*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1183 "2018-09-18T16:06:15Z")
\*\* And the new “Bosley” for Charlie’s Angels is… Bojack Horseman season 5 discussion (with spoilers) \*\* \*\*“Where We Treat You Like Family!” Hurricanes make men beat their wives to death. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1184 "2018-09-18T16:41:21Z")
\*\* The oldest jingle you have in your memory Butter\*\* _Parkay!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1185 "2018-09-18T20:06:54Z")
\*\* I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE! Different places to have sex\*\* “Uh, no, officer. I was texting…really!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1186 "2018-09-18T20:39:04Z")
**What is the most incomprehensible, pseudo-smart sentence you’ve ever read? Roseanne (the character) dies of … OPEN SPOILERS AHEAD** It’s incomprehensible that someone could die of open spoilers, but Roseanne the character dying _is_ pseudo-smart. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1187 "2018-09-18T21:07:28Z")
**Different places to have sex Where/how to spend a couple extra days betw Phoenix/Grand Canyon?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1188 "2018-09-19T10:09:05Z")
**Different places to have sex I visited the US Holocaust Memorial Museum in DC today.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1189 "2018-09-19T12:36:26Z")
**The oldest jingle you have in your memory Bert and Ernie still not gay** Doo dah, doo dah. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1190 "2018-09-19T13:40:55Z")
\*\*The oldest jingle you have in your memory Bert and Ernie still not gay \*\* Well, okay, but just so you know � IF YOU WERE GAY THAT’D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I’D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I’M NOT GAY.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1191 "2018-09-19T13:58:10Z")
**Black Sheep of the Family I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE!** Because my family hates me! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1192 "2018-09-19T23:04:49Z")
\*\* My mother had me tested… I won a bicycle! \*\* Now I wish my mother had had me tested, so I could’ve won a bicycle, too! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1193 "2018-09-19T23:08:18Z")
\*\*Where/how to spend a couple extra days betw Phoenix/Grand Canyon? Different places to have sex \*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1194 "2018-09-20T17:51:02Z")
\*\*I won a bicycle! I lost a model project \*\* :shrug: You win some, you lose some. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1195 "2018-09-20T21:09:33Z")
**Question about horses Why don’t vehicles have electric water pumps and A/C units?** I know why horses don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1196 "2018-09-21T02:52:43Z")
**Nose rings Mouse Buttons** Nose rings are over. The cool kids are wearing mouse buttons. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1197 "2018-09-21T13:26:39Z")
**Person with gun in home, spouse is a felon, and Heller My mother had me tested…** But has the spouse been tested? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1198 "2018-09-21T15:45:25Z")
**Will we ever advance above the integrated circuit? If you rub the lamp, you get the genie!** It’s a standard feature on the new iPhone XS. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1199 "2018-09-21T20:14:43Z")
**Selling grandpa’s old collection of … Art, crafts, photography - how are these things judged?** By taking them to an appraiser, most likely. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1200 "2018-09-21T22:12:14Z")
\*\* bon, c’est bon, bon, bon, c’est bon, bon, what does it mean? Nose rings\*\* I would’ve guessed a French guy who smokes a lot of dope, but he might well have nose rings too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=61)