# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1201 "2018-09-22T16:34:08Z")
\*\* What does “GOP” stand for these days? Saying Hot Chick = Being A Misogynist Asshole\*\* That’s a helluva mean thing to say about Chuck Grassley. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1202 "2018-09-22T17:49:09Z")
**How to get dog to Stop chewing everything up?!? A few days in Cincinnati.** 'And if you don’t stop chewing everything, I’ll send you _again!_ :mad: ’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1203 "2018-09-23T00:29:29Z")
\*\* Selling grandpa’s old collection of … Panama City Beach bar/restaurant suggestions\*\* Yeah, he had a big ol’ jar full of them. But I always went to the first one with a sign saying “All You Can Drink - $5”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1204 "2018-09-23T17:29:09Z")
\*\*Is there any way to get rid of squirrels Halloween Pumpkins? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1205 "2018-09-23T19:50:26Z")
\*\*Have you ever been in or near a war zone? Is there any way to get rid of squirrels \*\* StG ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1206 "2018-09-23T23:33:56Z")
\*\* bon, c’est bon, bon, bon, c’est bon, bon, what does it mean? Does Starbucks spike their coffee?\*\* I’m gonna say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mais oui, yeah, yeah, gimme a refill. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1207 "2018-09-24T15:13:00Z")
\*\* Why do people confuse the original offense with non-compliance follow on penalties? You’ve served your time-Now pay your bill\*\* The time was for the original offense, but you still have to pay the penalties! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1208 "2018-09-24T19:07:22Z")
\*\*Dumb pets Halloween Pumpkins? \*\* Yup, on par with the Pet Rock. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1209 "2018-09-25T14:22:08Z")
\*\* If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… Land of Cheese.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1210 "2018-09-25T14:32:22Z")
**Aliens - so what were the Colonial Marines actually prepared for (tactically)? E.T. The Extraterrestrial.** “E.T. phone-” _BOOM_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1211 "2018-09-25T15:17:46Z")
\*\* How do I get out of my car loan with minimal pain? Chronic carbon-monoxide poisoning?\*\* To hell with getting out of the car loan. Get out of the freaking car! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1212 "2018-09-25T15:56:01Z")
**What old technology won’t you give up Going to the library** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1213 "2018-09-26T05:44:08Z")
**The French are fighting sexual harassment** **Starving Artists thinks attempted rape is not "all that serious"** Ergo, **Starving Artist** is not French. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1214 "2018-09-26T17:47:02Z")
\*\* The guillotine: Not a bad way to go? How Is The Blood Supply In The US?\*\* Well, that’s one way to encourage high-volume donations. And you don’t have to give them orange juice and cookies afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1215 "2018-09-26T19:38:41Z")
**Dating at 70 The world laughs at Trump** ‘Um… No. You’re married, your hair is funny, and anyway, you’re seventy-_two!_’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1216 "2018-09-27T12:14:14Z")
\*\* The guillotine: Not a bad way to go? Speak now or forever hold your peace\*\* Unless you’re a Stephen King heroine. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1217 "2018-09-27T13:16:01Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* The guillotine: Not a bad way to go? > Speak now or forever hold your peace\*\* > > Unless you’re a Stephen King heroine. Saying “She was holding her head in her hands” takes on a completely different meaning under those circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1218 "2018-09-27T15:48:15Z")
**Dunkin’ Donuts changing to just Dunkin’ (yes, with the apostrophe) I am looking for a triangle donut maker** Yeah, we’re just going to have to start making our own damn donuts now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1219 "2018-09-27T17:01:42Z")
\*\* So tell me about you. I am looking for a triangle donut maker \*\* \*\* What3Words - problem.seeking.solution? “Girls Ruin Everything” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1220 "2018-09-27T17:12:07Z")
**My cat needs veterinary work, but … Is it worth being in this relationship for the kid’s sake?** Nope. Just put fluffy to sleep,it’s not worth it to pay for his $50 distemper shot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=62)