# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1221 "2018-09-27T17:58:44Z")
\*\* Jury duty question Do we have more or less questions about the universe\*\* Enough about the fricking universe, he’s guilty, let’s get the hell out of here. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1222 "2018-09-27T19:24:21Z")
**Kangaroo Escape! Damned monkeys.** Aww, the monkeys always get the blame whenever anything escapes. Just because of that one incident with the goat… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1223 "2018-09-27T19:40:40Z")
\*\*Ok… So, I’m getting an iPhone Woohoo, finally got a bag of crap! \*\* Don’t tell me that! I’ve just ordered an iPhone! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1224 "2018-09-27T20:45:12Z")
\*\* What do you cook from scratch? The Just Ice League.\*\* The only thing I can cook from scratch is ice ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1225 "2018-09-27T23:06:20Z")
\*\* Recommend me books to help me sleep Tell me about Omaha please.\*\* That might help me sleep too! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1226 "2018-09-28T15:52:33Z")
\*\* Is there any way to get rid of squirrels The holes in our old memories. Does it frustrate you?\*\* Yeah - along with the holes in the siding, the holes in my books, the holes in my wardrobe…:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1227 "2018-09-28T16:04:06Z")
\*\*Bad day in the neighborhood Dunkin’ Donuts changing to just Dunkin’ (yes, with the apostrophe) \*\* Calm down, it’s just a name change. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1228 "2018-09-28T21:15:47Z")
\*\*What3Words - problem.seeking.solution? I am looking for a triangle donut maker \*\* ::Spins globe:: It’s right…THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1229 "2018-09-29T15:38:40Z")
**Dried Blood Caused Skin Problem Please please please give me any advice on how to secure my first _real_ full-time job post-college.** Nah, I’d stick with Chipotle - the opportunities are limitless. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1230 "2018-09-29T15:47:42Z")
\*\* The guillotine: Not a bad way to go? Dried Blood Caused Skin Problem\*\* Not to mention the panic when the headless guy showed up at the dermatologist’s office… ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1231 "2018-09-29T17:47:11Z")
**The world laughs at Trump Going to the library** It was fun watching him implode when he realized the only book there praising him to the high heavens was the the one he, himself, authorized. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1232 "2018-09-29T18:07:05Z")
From the Pit: **Octopus is having a meltdown… Everybody must get groped…** When you’re angry and you have eight arms, ya gotta do something. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1233 "2018-09-30T00:50:01Z")
**What old technology won’t you give up Woohoo, finally got a bag of crap!** The hell with iPhone X, concept cars and robots - I got me a good old-fashioned bag of crap!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1234 "2018-09-30T12:33:03Z")
\*\* Overweight sex is dangerous! Who’s Experienced a Torn Labrum?\*\* Worth it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1235 "2018-09-30T15:28:41Z")
\*\* Overweight sex is dangerous! Falling Into The MMP\*\* Dang, **The MMP** was one of my favorite posters. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1236 "2018-09-30T21:46:31Z")
**What do you remember about second grade? Investing in Silver** I also ran a lucrative book and had plenty of cash out on high interest loans, using fourth-graders as enforcers and collectors. Those were the days… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1237 "2018-10-01T14:06:49Z")
\*\* Advertising in the classroom Best shooting hearing protection recommendations?\*\* No caption needed. And yes, straight to hell with that one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1238 "2018-10-01T14:25:16Z")
**Angry drill instructors Weirded out by sister’s email address** WHY. DID. YOU. EMAIL. ME. FROM. A. Russian. ADDRESS. MY. SISTER. ARE. YOU. A. G-D. COMMIE? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1239 "2018-10-01T19:18:25Z")
\*\* Investing in Silver Question about Dentist and Dentist Visits\*\* Put your silver where your mouth is ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1240 "2018-10-02T13:56:32Z")
\*\* Bill Cosby: Guilty! “Girls Ruin Everything” \*\* Well, you should have stuck to Jell-O Pudding Pops. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=63)