# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1241 "2018-10-02T14:12:09Z")
**Swedish speakers, can you help me parse this word? A Non-Possessive Last Name.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1242 "2018-10-03T00:14:28Z")
**We were not compassionate,… Clown Faces Painted on Eggs** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1243 "2018-10-03T13:42:48Z")
**The TV trope of girls beating… Angry drill instructors** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1244 "2018-10-03T15:23:04Z")
\*\* If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… A delicious image of Trump shopped with a naughty carrot \*\* I’d stick with Naughty Carrot. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1245 "2018-10-03T21:25:35Z")
\*\* Question about Dentist and Dentist Visits Where do you draw the line, regarding unfriending on social media?\*\* Jeez, just because I bit the dentist, that’s no reason for him to unfriend me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1246 "2018-10-03T21:36:38Z")
**Why do we pretend days, weeks, months exist? What kind of scam is this? What do they really want?** Obviously a plot by Big Calendar to keep track of our “whenabouts.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1247 "2018-10-03T23:18:32Z")
\*\* I don’t think my FitBit really knows what sleep stage I’m in The Lion Sleeps Tonight \*\* …but his FitBit doesn’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1248 "2018-10-04T09:16:39Z")
**Share your “blackout while drunk” stories What happened to the test of the warning system?** I was _sooooo_ drunk yesterday I don’t even remember what happened to the mass text! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1249 "2018-10-04T12:43:03Z")
\*\* Peggy Sue Dead at 78 Overweight sex is dangerous! \*\* _Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue Ate too many Wendy’s triples Peggy Sue My Peggy My Peggy Sue She ate too much, but I loved my Peggy Sue_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1250 "2018-10-04T15:42:21Z")
\*\*My Mother The Lion Sleeps Tonight \*\* My Mother The Car needs an oil change. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1251 "2018-10-05T02:18:31Z")
**Going to Quebec - What Should I Not Miss? The fallacy of extrapolating from professional athletes** Ah yes, the Nordique school of statistical analysis. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1252 "2018-10-05T13:01:38Z")
\*\* Who’s the most famous person you’ve seen in real life? Does this mean that she is the true and rightful king? \*\* Dianne Feinstein, I worship thee! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1253 "2018-10-05T13:08:03Z")
**When can I consider myself fit enough? The fallacy of extrapolating from professional athletes** You do NOT have to be as fit as a professional athlete. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1254 "2018-10-05T14:33:20Z")
**Stupid liberal idea of the day Everybody must get groped…** Eh, Franken and Clinton need _something_ to do in their spare time. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1255 "2018-10-05T14:35:04Z")
\*\*Does this mean that she is the true and rightful king? If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… \*\* …Watery Tart ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1256 "2018-10-05T19:26:22Z")
\*\* Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore “Mormon Tabernacle Choir” is History \*\* They’re all being LDS-ed out! I blame the success of the musical _The Book of Mormon_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1257 "2018-10-05T22:56:56Z")
**What new to you food most disappointed you? Adam’s Penis in the Sistine Chapel** It tasted horrible! And such tiny portions! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1258 "2018-10-06T14:25:07Z")
**Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore Why you need to reboot your fridge…** Hooray! I can start stocking lots of booze and iced tea! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1259 "2018-10-06T18:51:48Z")
**Painting self destructs right after sale What happens after Skynet is defeated?** First they came for the art, and I said nothing … ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1260 "2018-10-07T16:48:22Z")
**Generally, what can you expect from a housekeeper? Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh?** When I hired Kavanaugh as a housekeeper, all of my beer went missing. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=64)