# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1261 "2018-10-08T15:37:35Z")
**endangered species Let’s be forthright about the tax cuts** Look: The sooner all of the animals are dead, the sooner we’ll find their money! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1262 "2018-10-08T16:58:07Z")
**Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh? fruit trees that are not “pome” or stone fruit** Even the trees wilt at his touch! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1263 "2018-10-08T18:52:03Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > **Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh? > fruit trees that are not “pome” or stone fruit** > > Even the trees wilt at his touch! They’re likely to bear some strange fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1264 "2018-10-08T20:34:44Z")
\*\* Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh? Moving and Professional Packing Advice\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1265 "2018-10-08T22:11:16Z")
\*\* What was Feinstein expecting before releasing Ford’s letter? endangered species \*\* Yeah, pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1266 "2018-10-09T11:36:18Z")
\*\*Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh? You’re pregnant and want an abortion, but can’t get one - what do you do? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1267 "2018-10-09T12:20:04Z")
\*\* What’s new in Apple TV? Cheese on Apple Pie \*\* What Apple really needs is Cheese on Raspberry Pi ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1268 "2018-10-09T12:49:01Z")
\*\* If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… Cat Jesus \*\* \*\* What was Feinstein expecting before releasing Ford’s letter? A Pagan Rome?\*\* Toga parties! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1269 "2018-10-09T13:41:23Z")
**Don’t Bump This Thread! Count To A Million Thread!** This thread will be bumped at least 999,999 times. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1270 "2018-10-09T13:46:04Z")
\*\*Bank won’t let me use available funds Ending the world…on a budget \*\* Have you talked to the Bank of Evil? You know, the one from _Despicable Me_? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1271 "2018-10-09T16:05:28Z")
\*\* State your pick for best (most likely to win) Democratic ticket for 2020. Then say why. Fuck Me (Susan Rice)\*\* Well, Susan Rice isn’t a horrible VP choice, but having Fuck Me at the top of the ticket might be a bid edgy for the Midwest. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1272 "2018-10-10T12:44:37Z")
\*\* Male pigs and corkscrew shaped penises Clown Faces Painted on Eggs \*\* ♪ ♫ _These are a few of my favorite things…_ ♩ ♬ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1273 "2018-10-10T14:07:47Z")
\*\*How to be more relaxed around my 10-year old son? T-shirts! \*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1274 "2018-10-10T17:23:23Z")
\*\* Best Mechanic Careers? Wood Carving \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1275 "2018-10-10T18:41:03Z")
**You’re pregnant and want an abortion, but can’t get one - what do you do? Wood Carving** Guess it’s time to whittle up some baby furniture and toys! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1276 "2018-10-10T19:32:37Z")
\*\* Terrible Awful web site design Anthony Weiner may be in serious trouble\*\* I’m guessing [weinerselfies.com](http://weinerselfies.com) may be NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1277 "2018-10-10T19:50:12Z")
\*\* How has President Trump pissed you off today? Democracy is dead in Georgia \*\* Now I got a Charlie Daniels earworm–The Devil Went Down to Georgia ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1278 "2018-10-11T02:53:42Z")
**I’m not dumb, just sleep deprived We need to talk.** Whether you’re sleep deprived or not, you’re an idiot! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1279 "2018-10-11T10:25:35Z")
\*\*Ending the world…on a budget Getting rid of crickets \*\* It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1280 "2018-10-11T11:58:37Z")
\*\* What to do with a terminal cell phone? Has anyone created a will own their own, without a lawyer? \*\* Do you really want it to bequeath its apps to that cute curvy phone next door? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=65)