# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1301 "2018-10-16T13:36:49Z")
\*\* Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore Dude goes skinny-dipping in a shark tank\*\* I was baptized into the Church of Jaws. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1302 "2018-10-16T14:32:27Z")
\*\* Who is/was the best Ex-President? Koko the Gorilla and Animal Rights.\*\* Koko was the first President to wear her hair funny and say “Oo, oo” at press conferences. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1303 "2018-10-16T15:46:40Z")
**Poll: What will the first person on Mars say? Need(easy) ideas for privacy fence in my backyard** Dang Martians, with their messy barbecues and noisy family reunions. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1304 "2018-10-16T16:08:27Z")
**Paul Allen co-founder of Microsoft died at 65 Stuff you loved that was discontinued** Yeah, a real shame. By all accounts he was a great guy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1305 "2018-10-16T18:36:36Z")
**What will the first person on Mars say? Is it wierd to build your own hand of bananas?** Cause I’ll have to now that no one is here to do it for me! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1306 "2018-10-16T19:46:29Z")
**Making Thanksgiving dinner easier New Orleans restaurants** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1307 "2018-10-16T20:39:47Z")
\*\*What TV series would you like to see come back? The Romanoff’s \*\* “Honeyyyyyy! Where did you put the eggs?” … “No, the Faberge ones.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1308 "2018-10-17T01:40:09Z")
**What will the first person on Mars say? I file my nails after cutting my nails and there is some dust. Should I be worried?** Only if you do it before the bio-scan. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1309 "2018-10-17T02:11:46Z")
**YouTube down? Our Robot Overlords Have Mad Moves.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1310 "2018-10-17T13:00:01Z")
\*\* Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore Lights out, candles, hot chamomile tea, and Mazzy Star. \*\* Man, those ex-Mormons know how to party. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1311 "2018-10-17T13:14:10Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore > Lights out, candles, hot chamomile tea, and Mazzy Star. \*\* > > Man, those ex-Mormons know how to party. It has to be herbal tea, you know, 'cause of Word of Wisdom and caffeine and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1312 "2018-10-17T15:50:13Z")
\*\* Morality of executing someone who cannot remember his crime Koko the Gorilla and Animal Rights. \*\* “Koko no remember taking bananas! Why you no look at bonobos?” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1313 "2018-10-17T21:13:10Z")
**What Would You Do As A Tourist in New York? “I Lost $35 Million in an Hour” - Louis C.K. Comeback** I wouldn’t recommend that unless you have $35 million. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1314 "2018-10-18T01:39:18Z")
**What do you call quarterlight windows? Pensions - maybe I’m just ignorant** I’m going with “ignorant”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1315 "2018-10-18T13:36:32Z")
**Life Insurance and Accidental Death I’m in the hospital after car accident. Questions about G’s First Dose of Heroin Free?** So I’m in the hospital after a car accident, under the influence of a free dose of heroin and worried about my life insurance. Not one of my better weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1316 "2018-10-18T15:47:47Z")
\*\* Question regarding Saudi kidnappings and assassinations Do some candle widths just not work very well?\*\* Whacking your victims with candles isn’t an efficient means of murder, but it’s holistic. Alternatively you can drown them in chamomile tea. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1317 "2018-10-18T18:51:40Z")
Candle_sticks_, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1318 "2018-10-18T20:20:32Z")
Separated by one: \*\* So, did anyone else watch Trump on “60 Minutes” last night? Creepy, creepier, creepiest \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1319 "2018-10-19T13:56:29Z")
**How much are you planning to spend on thanksgiving dinner this year The Looming Dog Shortage** Well, I guess it’s cheaper than a turkey, and one way to cut costs. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1320 "2018-10-19T16:59:08Z")
**Captain Bligh Size of a dinosaur’s thigh** Worst. Schoolyard taunt. Ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=67)