# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1321 "2018-10-20T13:35:40Z")
\*\* Are there any reboots and/or adaptations set further in the past than the original work? Better Call Saul: Season IV\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1322 "2018-10-20T15:15:40Z")
\*\* Boys will always grow to be taller than their mother Size of a dinosaur’s thigh\*\* _“…and it looks like he’s growing clear up to the sky Oh what a beautiful mor-ning”_ ♪ ♬ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1323 "2018-10-20T22:43:01Z")
**Captain Bligh Improve my water pressure (please)** “Aye, we’ll see if keel-hauling gives you the proper water pressure, eh mate?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1324 "2018-10-21T17:33:17Z")
**Home Buying: Website for Finding/Reporting a Property’s “Dirty Secrets?” Monster chickens** Well, we’ve also got weasels the size of grizzly bears, so it evens out. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1325 "2018-10-21T18:34:29Z")
\*\*Good places to eat in Kansas City and northern Missouri? The Looming Dog Shortage \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1326 "2018-10-21T22:37:31Z")
\*\*Forgive Me For I Have Sinned (I bought jarred sauce) Help me dress as Pope Gregory XIII \*\* That won’t help. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1327 "2018-10-22T10:22:46Z")
**What is “the powerball” in the powerball lottery? Monster chickens** That’s why it’s so hard to win, the chickens are strong enough to avoid getting sucked up into that tube. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1328 "2018-10-22T10:28:09Z")
**What’s the point of nuclear weapons with variable yield? Monster chickens** If they’re totally obliterated by the blast, they’ll never mutate. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1329 "2018-10-22T12:44:33Z")
\*\* When did oral sex become a common part of sex? English etiquette re: entering houses \*\* Good thing I found this out _before_ my trip to England. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1330 "2018-10-22T13:20:01Z")
**What should I do with a billion dollars? Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?** I should point out that a billion dollars’ worth of pot is…really quite a lot of pot. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1331 "2018-10-22T22:54:57Z")
\*\* A math riddle for you. Feel free to submit your own. Introverts at Work \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1332 "2018-10-23T13:13:34Z")
\*\* So, what’s yer trigger then? Man shot trying to break into News building. \*\* When my trigger is activated, I shoot. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1333 "2018-10-23T16:22:27Z")
\*\* If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… Dogs With Attitude \*\* Sounds more Cheyenne or Lakota Sioux, but pretty neat regardless. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1334 "2018-10-23T17:10:40Z")
**Wine questions What was the last iconic commercial?** [Paul Masson"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C6EwLTAvHc)? [Boone’s Farm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWgFGbMspE&frags=pl%2Cwn)? [Bartles & Jaymes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7WeZbRbxwg&frags=pl%2Cwn)? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1335 "2018-10-23T20:00:29Z")
\*\* Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year… Bomb Found at Soros’ Home \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1336 "2018-10-23T21:19:44Z")
\*\* Auuggggh, kid’s homework problem! Help! Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?\*\* “Sorry kid, Mom and I have decided to drive to Montreal. Hope you get that problem solved!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1337 "2018-10-23T23:22:32Z")
\*\*A math riddle for you. Feel free to submit your own. What should I do with a billion dollars? \*\* Place $1 on the first square of a chessboard, then $2 on the second, $4 on the third. By which square will you use up all the bills? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1338 "2018-10-24T11:33:44Z")
\*\*Boys will always grow to be taller than their mother Monster chickens \*\* Not that we’re impugning their bravery… \*\*Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year… Man shot trying to break into News building. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1339 "2018-10-24T12:32:38Z")
\*\* Platy in My Aquarium Why are the leaves still green? \*\* A nice sentiment - but haiku still has rules, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1340 "2018-10-24T12:41:31Z")
**Monster chickens So how many skydiving deaths are normal?** As God as my witness, I thought monster chickens could fly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=68)