# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1341 "2018-10-24T13:27:56Z")
These three finally lined up: \*\* Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year… Man shot trying to break into News building. So, what’s yer trigger then?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1342 "2018-10-24T16:06:57Z")
\*\* Another odd names thread Cataract Surgery There I am!\*\* Yep, the phone book lists you between Castile and Catchings. I must say, you’ve got a more fortunate last name than Barbara Boils or Jean-Louis Hernia. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1343 "2018-10-24T16:34:44Z")
\*\*What should I do with a billion dollars? Bomb Found at Soros’ Home \*\* Maybe think of something else. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1344 "2018-10-24T19:43:02Z")
\*\*I’m disoriented (back at old job) Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada? \*\* Yes. If you’re disoriented, you might end up in Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1345 "2018-10-25T12:53:35Z")
\*\* The Looming Dog Shortage Good places to eat in Kansas City and northern Missouri?\*\* The K-9 House still offers prime terrier and dachshund steaks, or for a real treat the Burnt Puppy Ends sandwich. Go to Chihuahua’s if you’re in the mood for Mexican. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1346 "2018-10-25T16:10:53Z")
\*\* What should I do with a billion dollars? Gifts that begin with the letter J \*\* Let’s see - jewels, junk (you could buy the entire Goodwill store), jackals (everyone needs at least one)…the possibilities are endless. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1347 "2018-10-25T22:58:41Z")
**Un-fun Purchases of 2018 A Better Mouse?** ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1348 "2018-10-25T23:30:15Z")
**Ever go out with a virgin? What happened?** **Dislication [of my cat’s shoulder]** Where’s the causality here? Is she really, really frustrated? Or do her violent tendencies scare potential lovers away? Either way, the next step is \*\*My cat needs veterinary work, but … \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1349 "2018-10-26T04:14:25Z")
**The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread Bomb Found at Soros’ Home** …and that’s precisely why de-cluttering is so important. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1350 "2018-10-26T11:55:48Z")
\*\* “Whites don’t kill whites…” Shooting at Kentucky Kroger supermarket So, what’s yer trigger then? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1351 "2018-10-26T13:30:44Z")
**What is this new feline behavior (or what does the damn cat want) Bomb Found at Soros’ Home** ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1352 "2018-10-26T21:33:10Z")
**One of my son’s professors is… Why I quit the dating/mating game.** I’d like to hear the story behind this. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1353 "2018-10-26T21:59:09Z")
\*\* Why is Saudi Arabia killing a journalist such a big issue What kind of scam is this? What do they really want? \*\* Good press? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1354 "2018-10-26T22:46:07Z")
**Bombs keep turning up at prominent Democrats houses So, what’s yer trigger then?** There WASN’T one! (ba dump bump tsssss) ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1355 "2018-10-26T22:56:58Z")
\*\*The Looming Dog Shortage A Better Mouse?\*\* Problem meet solution… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1356 "2018-10-27T05:37:33Z")
**Why I quit the dating/mating game** **Sinead O’Connor is now Muslim** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1357 "2018-10-27T14:50:40Z")
**How much are you planning to spend on thanksgiving dinner this year Tell me about your Roomba!** We’re sloppy eaters, so we figure whatever we can harvest out of the carpeting will make a nice Thanksgiving casserole. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1358 "2018-10-27T15:36:25Z")
\*\* Dishwasher problem Does the Butt Clean Itself?\*\* Well yeah, but the water splashes all over and I ain’t eating at your house no more. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1359 "2018-10-27T17:21:12Z")
\*\*Men who carry handkerchiefs… Try something else. \*\* Geeze, guys, haven’t you ever heard of Kleenex[sup]®[/sup]? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1360 "2018-10-27T17:27:12Z")
\*\* Land of Cheese. Sinead O’Connor is now Muslim The Conners Wine questions\*\* No, Sinead, Muslims do not drink wine, but cheese is okay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=69)