# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1361 "2018-10-27T20:39:11Z")
**One of my son’s professors is… Try something else.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1362 "2018-10-27T23:08:09Z")
**David Attenborough meets a blind baby rhino Why I quit the dating/mating game** Yeah, it pisses me off when that happens, after the dating site profile claims they’re a mature female rhino with 20-20 vision. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1363 "2018-10-28T03:58:21Z")
\*\*So, what’s yer trigger then? Something that really pissed you off \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1364 "2018-10-31T16:17:51Z")
\*\* Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies Someone croaked Whitey Bulger Attempted Antarctic Assasination. Justified? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1365 "2018-11-01T11:13:36Z")
**I’m not looking for Prince Charming, I’m looking for Prince… Twisted bowel** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1366 "2018-11-01T14:18:14Z")
**I’m about to have an orchiectomy. What to expect? Move or stay put?** I’d stay put during the surgery, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1367 "2018-11-01T14:47:35Z")
\*\*Goodnight, Gracie Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies Is it time to leave yet?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1368 "2018-11-01T19:47:58Z")
\*\*How was your Halloween? I just got laid off\*\* So not so good, then. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1369 "2018-11-03T02:52:50Z")
**Well, I’m drunk. Is it time to leave yet?** Hey, man, let me call you a cab, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1370 "2018-11-03T05:01:03Z")
**So, what are YOU doing on Legalization Day? (Cannabis in Canada) Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1371 "2018-11-03T13:25:35Z")
Just bought my first house! Unsolicited advice… Um… Solicited. Is it time to leave yet?\*\* Advice: Leave where you are and move into your new house. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1372 "2018-11-03T13:39:54Z")
\*\* Is it time to leave yet? Time Travel is Confusing (a.k.a. DST)\*\* When do I leave? My time or the traveled time? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1373 "2018-11-03T15:08:43Z")
**Gender roles in a small business and overnight trips Well, I’m drunk.** This will not end well. \*\* Your opinions on magnet schools? Twisted bowel\*\* That’s what you get for feeding your kid iron filings. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1374 "2018-11-03T19:11:08Z")
\*\* Small pleasures Just bought my first house! Unsolicited advice… Um… Solicited. I Just Got Laid Off \*\* First rule of home ownership: Do not lose your job! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1375 "2018-11-03T22:08:11Z")
**Time Travel is Confusing (a.k.a. DST) Well, I’m drunk.** So it’s extra confusing! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1376 "2018-11-03T23:32:09Z")
\*\* Men who carry handkerchiefs… Small pleasures What do you want for Christmas?\*\* What the hell, you only live once…I want a set of drink coasters! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1377 "2018-11-04T13:43:11Z")
\*\*Trick or Treat 2018 So, I’m getting an iPhone \*\* Or I burn your house down. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1378 "2018-11-04T13:46:17Z")
\*\*Well, I’m drunk. Small pleasures \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1379 "2018-11-04T15:16:13Z")
**Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult? An Uber self-driving car killed a pedestrian in Tempe, AZ** My mother the car was prone to road rage. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1380 "2018-11-04T15:58:47Z")
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