# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1381 "2018-11-04T18:50:18Z")
**Cool things you know that you wish you didn’t Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1382 "2018-11-05T00:05:47Z")
\*\*What do you think is the most useless development/invention of the last 50 years? Twisted bowel \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1383 "2018-11-05T01:59:32Z")
**Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada? Is it time to leave yet?** Someone not only thinks it’s a good time to day trip to Canada, but they’re in a hurry to get there. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1384 "2018-11-05T04:14:09Z")
**I’d like to buy someone a pair of Enchroma glasses. Well, I’m drunk. Life is not good right now** But at least it’s not monochrome! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1385 "2018-11-05T12:53:12Z")
\*\* What is this plant called? Should I go back to Linux Mint? \*\* That’s it! It’s one of those new Digital Plants – a Linux Mint! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1386 "2018-11-05T14:44:31Z")
**Ancestors who were killed in battle Twisted bowel** That’s what you get for wrestling with Vikings. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1387 "2018-11-05T16:25:48Z")
**What Would You Do As A Tourist in New York? Way to prevent mattress from moving** Bring extra bug spray if you’re staying at the Times Square Budget Inn. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1388 "2018-11-05T16:37:27Z")
**Banana hanger Something I have noticed in the last year** Next year we discover the spatula drawer! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1389 "2018-11-05T19:02:40Z")
\*\*The Stupidest Conspiracy Theories Of All Time The Looming Dog Shortage \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1390 "2018-11-06T02:27:45Z")
**No known ancestors killed in battle What if Germany fights it out in 1918?** That might help. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1391 "2018-11-06T10:37:31Z")
**unfortunate events we seem unable to eliminate 2018 US midterm elections** It’s unfortunately we can’t eliminate the ads, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1392 "2018-11-06T15:01:59Z")
Finally these two have lined up: \*\* What will the first person on Mars say? Office Sex Party; You In?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1393 "2018-11-06T16:18:12Z")
**Ancestors that were killed in battle For those of you who were corporally punished: what were you punished FOR?** I had an uncle who was spanked for fragging his commanding officer. The Marines were real wimpy in those days. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1394 "2018-11-06T21:05:33Z")
**Clean clothes on not clean body, or vice versa? Finding your niche in life** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1395 "2018-11-06T23:42:19Z")
**Between the lines, one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen Earthlink is down** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1396 "2018-11-07T12:56:50Z")
**Suicide Who do you most want to lose?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1397 "2018-11-07T13:31:35Z")
**Law People: Let’s do this again. Is a finger an object? Small pleasures** Yes, it’s small, but no, that’s not a finger. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1398 "2018-11-07T14:44:55Z")
**The car ahead of me just paid for my Starbucks order What’s the most interesting car you saw today?** Well, duh…The one that just paid for my Starbucks order ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1399 "2018-11-07T20:40:33Z")
**What old technology won’t you give up Earthlink is down** ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1400 "2018-11-08T01:37:47Z")
**Earthlink is down I’m Up So I’ll Start The MMP** Well, if Earthlink can’t, it might as well be you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=71)