# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1421 "2018-11-10T18:39:28Z")
**Tomato and potato What is your career choice?** That’s a tough one. I was really hoping to make a fortune in rutabaga. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1422 "2018-11-10T23:32:08Z")
\*\*I have to call the vet in the morning for “the talk.” That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy! \*\* From now on, I’m sticking to Pet Rocks! _They_ never have to be “put down”! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1423 "2018-11-11T04:50:47Z")
\*\*What’s the most interesting car you saw today? Free Jeep! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1424 "2018-11-11T14:24:32Z")
**I love my bidet! Ever try one? 4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??** Yo, advertisers looking to sell to the 18-25 demographic! The Straight Dope is the place for you! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1425 "2018-11-11T15:45:52Z")
\*\*That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy! theres a war on cash ? \*\* Well, the last one you’ll buy with cash, anyway ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1426 "2018-11-11T19:46:01Z")
**That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy!** **Free Jeep!** Not even if they’re giving them away! ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1427 "2018-11-11T21:56:19Z")
**Dead deer under truck If you were to surprise your parents with a dream car…** It would certainly be a surprise!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1428 "2018-11-12T13:09:48Z")
\*\* Am I nationalist? How do I restore the sheen to my silk pillowcases? \*\* Well, they wouldn’t get so mucky in the first place, if you’d stop wearing them over your head at rallies. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1429 "2018-11-12T13:12:32Z")
\*\* What typically happens during a church service? What do you want for Christmas?\*\* Oh, so _that’s_ why the priest wants the young boys to come up and sit on his lap. d&r ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1430 "2018-11-12T13:43:50Z")
Sequential e-mail headers this morning: \*\* CDC: Gun-related deaths on the rise Congratulations, Jackmannii, you’re in the top 10! \*\* Aw, shucks. :o ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1431 "2018-11-12T13:52:40Z")
**What old technology won’t you give up Oh, Thank Goodness! I have Plantar Fascciitis!** And I’m never going to give it up! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1432 "2018-11-12T17:06:41Z")
\*\* Things that are tricky to Google Oh, Thank Goodness! I have Plantar Fascciitis! \*\* Is that really better than being a Platonic Fascist? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1433 "2018-11-12T17:35:31Z")
\*\* What typically happens during a church service? I feel old Well, I’m being financially extorted Leaf raking muckraking Free Jeep! Good News Thread \*\* I guess that covers it. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1434 "2018-11-12T23:46:43Z")
\*\*I feel old That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy! \*\* A green banana? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1435 "2018-11-12T23:52:52Z")
\*\*What typically happens during a church service? Things that are tricky to Google \*\* Try Googling “Hellfire & Brimstone”??? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1436 "2018-11-13T06:21:17Z")
**Dead deer under truck What’s with people traveling with food?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1437 "2018-11-13T17:08:04Z")
\*\* What typically happens during a church service? Free Jeep!\*\* The AK-47 giveaway was more popular, but frowned on by stodgy older parishioners. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1438 "2018-11-13T17:11:54Z")
\*\* What is the legal difference between a Migrant and Illegal alien in the USA? Police Courtesy Cards \*\* “Juan doesn’t have a green card but he donates regularly to the PBA, so please don’t report him to ICE.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1439 "2018-11-13T22:09:42Z")
\*\* 25 years ago, Mosaic 1.0 was released That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1440 "2018-11-14T13:59:53Z")
**Should we get a budgie? Stocking stuffers** It would probably suffocate. I’d go with a different type of budgie stuffer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=71) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=73)