# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1441 "2018-11-14T14:01:30Z")
**Stan Lee’s Funeral Is this the death of cheap beer? MillerCoors boots PBR** First Stan Lee, and now cheap beer? What’s this world coming to? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1442 "2018-11-14T14:32:17Z")
\*\*4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe?? How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1443 "2018-11-14T15:30:46Z")
**Gold price at near speed of light How is speed in space measured?** It’s gold in space. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1444 "2018-11-14T15:40:47Z")
\*\* I love my bidet! Ever try one? Why do all malls always smell the same?\*\* It’s all those shoppers carrying Port-a-Bidets. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1445 "2018-11-14T15:57:18Z")
\*\*How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton? Stocking stuffers \*\* Santa finally found a "gift’ for naughty kids more effective than coal… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1446 "2018-11-14T15:58:19Z")
\*\* How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton? Stocking stuffers\*\* Well, shit on you ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1447 "2018-11-14T16:19:15Z")
\*\* “I am not anti-guns. I am anti-bullet holes in my patients.” Tackling a shooter\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1448 "2018-11-14T17:41:33Z")
\*\* Infant genetal mutilation is a blood sacrifice to the demon Yahwe. Guess what THIS veteran is doing this Veteran’s Day\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1449 "2018-11-14T17:50:31Z")
**When is sunrise & sunset where you are today? I feel old** …sunrise, sunset… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1450 "2018-11-14T18:36:59Z")
\*\* Guess what THIS veteran is doing this Veteran’s Day Turning the minirants up to 11ber \*\* Knock yourself out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1451 "2018-11-14T19:42:07Z")
\*\* Hey dopers of a certain age! Talk to me about dating in high school! Is what I did “wrong”\*\* Well Bret, I dunno that I’d call it “dating”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1452 "2018-11-15T09:33:54Z")
**What typically happens during a church service? Free Jeep!** The First Church of Oprah! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1453 "2018-11-15T10:28:00Z")
**Your wallet gets stolen on vacation. How do you get home? Is Japan really all that?** It better be, because you’re not getting home! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1454 "2018-11-15T14:23:43Z")
**Well, I’m being financially extorted theres a war on cash ?** Yes. Cash is no longer good. Send all your cash to me, and I will direct deposit the amount into your bank account! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1455 "2018-11-15T14:23:44Z")
\*\* Well, I’m being financially extorted theres a war on cash ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1456 "2018-11-15T21:45:40Z")
\*\* Weird kids and funny events you remember from school I’ve got camphor! What can I do with it? \*\* Yeah, that was a laff riot, only surpassed by the time we spiked the lunchroom shepherd pie with ipecac. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1457 "2018-11-15T23:10:05Z")
\*\* How do people react to the smell of food they’ve never had before? I Just Got Laid Off \*\* Well, it’s probably not a good idea to tell the boss that the casserole she brought in stinks so bad, the E.P.A. will have to declare the break room a Superfund site. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1458 "2018-11-16T11:19:41Z")
**What actually makes a man’s face handsome, or a woman’s face pretty “We are made of star stuff” - surely not all the particles?** All the good looking people’s particles are. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1459 "2018-11-16T15:19:05Z")
\*\* Things you didn’t catch until the second or third viewing of a movie. Deviled Eggs\*\* Thankfully they didn’t break when I didn’t catch them because they weren’t raw eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1460 "2018-11-16T16:57:46Z")
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