# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1461 "2018-11-16T18:55:10Z")
\*\* What Will Your Thanksgiving Be Like? 4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??\*\* Yes, but I’m a turkey and stuffing man myself. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1462 "2018-11-17T00:13:07Z")
**Foods that make you think twice when you think/learn about what they are/how they’re made… This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife** As God is my witness, I thought the turkey had died peacefully of old age, just in time for Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1463 "2018-11-17T00:23:16Z")
\*\* A school shooting that DIDN’T happen This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife\*\* He just strutted into homeroom, and I couldn’t stop myself… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1464 "2018-11-17T15:59:39Z")
\*\* I love my bidet! Ever try one? It’s easier than you think! What should we try that assume is too hard?\*\* Low-volume flush toilets. But if you’re hesitant, the local community college probably offers a class. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1465 "2018-11-17T17:12:12Z")
\*\* Childhood Foods Top three alcoholic mixed drinks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1466 "2018-11-17T18:03:27Z")
\*\* It’s easier than you think! What should we try that assume is too hard? 4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??\*\* It definitely won’t be “too hard”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1467 "2018-11-17T18:11:59Z")
\*\* How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton? What’s the most interesting car you saw today? \*\* It’s definitely got [four wheels and flies](http://image.4wheeloffroad.com/f/17021089+w750+st0/131_0901_01_z+january_2009_4x4_whoops+septic_service_truck_stuck.jpg). I’m sensing a Sequential Threads theme-of-the-day. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1468 "2018-11-17T21:21:51Z")
\*\*Hanna-Barbera. Deviled Eggs On turkey \*\* “Great idea you had, Boo-boo, mixing this food from the pic-a-nic basket,” said Yogi bear, between bites. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1469 "2018-11-18T02:23:54Z")
**Foods that make you think twice when you think/learn about what they are/how Poll: When is the last time you ate at Waffle House?** I mean, have you seen what those hashbrowns are actually smothered in? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1470 "2018-11-18T17:12:40Z")
**What is the scientific explanation for people being ashamed of nudity? Is eating human flesh actually a crime?** Uh, these are interesting questions, but probably not a good idea to ask them at the homeowners association meeting. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1471 "2018-11-18T17:40:12Z")
\*\*After prostate surgery… Would you eat another guy’s mustache? \*\* Heck, I wouldn’t eat another guy’s mustache before prostate surgery, either! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1472 "2018-11-18T19:22:55Z")
\*\* Ever been to a “good” buffet? Any birdwatchers here?\*\* By the time I get to the four-and-twenty-blackbirds baked pie, it’s usually half gone and all the juiciest birdies have been taken. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1473 "2018-11-18T23:55:48Z")
\*\* 40th anniversary of Jonestown tragedy Unhelpful responses\*\* “What are you doing to celebrate?” and “Is there a commemorative t-shirt?” were voted least helpful. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1474 "2018-11-19T16:00:42Z")
\*\* Anybody here ever visited the remote islands of St. Helena, Ascension Island or Tristan da Cunha? D B Cooper - still?\*\* So there’s where he’s been hiding. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1475 "2018-11-20T22:21:56Z")
**The morality of document / e-mail retention policies D B Cooper - still?** It’s not the policy of his company to ever throw away his documents! ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1476 "2018-11-21T11:02:16Z")
[ul] [li]New trans-man sex-reassignment procedure makes the surgical part a lot quicker)[/li][li] Pitting my doctor’s front office staff[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1477 "2018-11-21T15:19:06Z")
\*\* New trans-man sex-reassignment procedure makes the surgical part a lot quicker SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2018\*\* All I want for Christmas is a quick sex change ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1478 "2018-11-21T15:35:23Z")
\*\* Your wallet gets stolen on vacation. How do you get home? Best cheap new car \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1479 "2018-11-21T15:39:32Z")
**I Have an Awful Confession… Who else loves Christmas horror movies?** That’s awful! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1480 "2018-11-21T16:40:10Z")
**What was the point of a dive bomber? Automated Scammer Responses** “So, go to the URL I gave you and make a credit card payment of $500 or the I.R.S. will seize all your assets, and…wait, is that a Stuka I hear???” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=75)