# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1521 "2018-12-05T12:57:22Z")
**Best way to sell a car nowadays Would squealing to the press help?** This just in: Florida Man sells car. What happens next will SHOCK you! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1522 "2018-12-05T12:59:07Z")
**How to stop watching clock at night. Would squealing to the press help?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1523 "2018-12-05T13:47:42Z")
\*\* Can you ever go home again? Getting off public transport \*\* _Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie On a tragic and fateful day He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family Went to ride on the MTA Well, did he ever return? No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston He’s the man who never returned_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1524 "2018-12-06T01:36:02Z")
**Supporting a floating counter top? Vacuum balloon** Mmmmkay. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1525 "2018-12-06T15:20:59Z")
\*\* Satanic Monument for Oklahoma State Capitol Jehovah’s Witnesses standing on street corners?\*\* Well, some people do consider JW’s to be Satanic ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1526 "2018-12-08T14:01:31Z")
**Worst example of clickbait Insane Bell Ringers** ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1527 "2018-12-09T03:47:48Z")
**What happens if/when we have a Jewish or Muslim president who dies? Need suggestions for disposing of cremains** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1528 "2018-12-09T20:49:27Z")
\*\* Please help me interpret my 23andMe ancestry results Need suggestions for disposing of cremains \*\* Well, that’s one way to clean up the ol’ family tree. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1529 "2018-12-09T21:17:49Z")
**What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading? Why would popcorn burn instead of pop?** … Cecil thought as he was smelling, rather than hearing, the progress of his popcorn from the drawing room, not knowing that this would be one of his last thoughts, as the smell was actually an electrical short that was soon to touch off the leaking gas main. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1530 "2018-12-10T00:06:12Z")
\*\* Tell me about your slightly later in life epiphanies as much of a reprehensible liar as she is, I still find Kellyanne Conway physically attractive \*\* Hopefully this epiphany occurred _much_ later in life. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1531 "2018-12-10T03:08:36Z")
**Poll: Will the human race someday have ovens that warp time to make everything cook instantly? Need suggestions for disposing of cremains** “Bob’s Instant Crematorium - Never Any Waiting” has a five-star rating on Yelp. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1532 "2018-12-10T14:47:34Z")
**Trump is an atheist. What happens if/when we have a Jewish or Muslim president who dies?** Why? Has Trump found religion? And not Christian? Yeah, right. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1533 "2018-12-10T17:41:22Z")
\*\*Things I Must Remember … Next Time Brain farts in the MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1534 "2018-12-10T21:04:46Z")
\*\*SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2018 Rubber Clothing (Fetish)? \*\* Gonna be an interesting Christmas morning. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1535 "2018-12-10T21:22:40Z")
\*\* Need gift suggestions for a college bound kid Tell me about your colonoscopy\*\* Spoiled kids these days. When I was his age, I’d have been happy with a nice enema. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1536 "2018-12-10T21:22:52Z")
**Need gift suggestions for a college bound kid Tell me about your colonoscopy** College-bound kids get gifts up the butt! ETA: Simulpost! . ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1537 "2018-12-11T14:18:03Z")
\*\* Do you own a can opener? Tell me about your colonoscopy \*\* Colonoscopy via can opener? No thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1538 "2018-12-11T15:28:56Z")
\*\* How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”? Tell me about your colonoscopy \*\* I am so going to do this (but not at work) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1539 "2018-12-11T17:59:23Z")
\*\* How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”? When did everything start staying open for Christmas? \*\* How is THAT “Merry”? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1540 "2018-12-11T18:32:57Z")
**Tell me about your colonoscopy Any way to get out of this? - work request (Need answer fast) Do I have to shred these leftover checks?** Quick! Shred the checks and then you won’t have to have the colonoscopy! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=76) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=78)