# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1541 "2018-12-11T18:56:16Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Spoiled kids these days. When I was his age, I’d have been happy with a nice enema. :mad: God, it really clears out your head. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1542 "2018-12-11T19:22:05Z")
**Oh say can you seeEEEeee… The eel-huffing epidemic in young seals.** No, I can’t see it. Not that I _want_ to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1543 "2018-12-11T20:39:01Z")
**Trump associates may have… Fruitcake!** LOCK THEM UP!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1544 "2018-12-12T13:28:43Z")
\*\* What will the first person on Mars say? How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”? \*\* “That’s one small step for a gender-neutral person, and around here we say ‘Happy Holidays!’” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1545 "2018-12-12T14:49:46Z")
**They really got his goat. Rubber Clothing (Fetish)?** \ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1546 "2018-12-13T13:48:03Z")
\*\*Mispronounced words and descriptions that drive you crazy Trash Pandas, Nope Ropes and the like \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1547 "2018-12-13T14:10:59Z")
\*\* Coupla cellphone “ettiquette” questions Are nouns “illusory”?\*\* Uh, you can just e-mail me. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1548 "2018-12-13T14:14:15Z")
\*\* Oh say can you seeEEEeee… What’s the most interesting car you saw today? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1549 "2018-12-13T15:24:57Z")
\*\* THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED! Either that, or Atlanta, Georgia just got hit by a small earthquake. Of Trash Pandas, Nope Ropes and the like \*\* Those Trash Panda earthquakes are the _Worst!_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1550 "2018-12-13T15:25:59Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Fashion, Baybay, yeah! Rubber Clothing (Fetish)? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1551 "2018-12-13T16:47:42Z")
**Remaining Standing after Death? Hotel rooms: why no ceiling fan?** If you don’t mind the dead people and lack of ventilation, TripAdvisor says this place is convenient to downtown and offers a decent continental breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1552 "2018-12-13T16:58:21Z")
Not sequential threads but sequential posts in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867089) thread by **Uncommon Sense** & **commasense**. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1553 "2018-12-13T21:08:26Z")
\*\* “I’m a friend of Bill’s.” You’re a friend of Bill’s what? Remaining Standing after Death?\*\* I’m definitely a friend of his remaining standing after death! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1554 "2018-12-14T15:48:00Z")
\*\* Would you kiss someone not of your preferred gender under the mistletoe? Transexual Children \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1555 "2018-12-14T18:39:39Z")
**I’m dieting I guess Weight loss success!** That was easy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1556 "2018-12-15T00:19:58Z")
\*\* A battle to the death of mammals Which National Park Did You Last Visit?\*\* “There were animals _fighting_! And my young daughter saw it! I’m gonna complain to the park ranger.” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1557 "2018-12-15T14:07:28Z")
**Don’t grab the queen’s stick, apparently. Dead guy on the freeway** She may be old, but that don’t mean she’s slow. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1558 "2018-12-15T15:43:11Z")
**Please help me interpret my 23andMe ancestry results Polish Jokes.** You are going to hear some, based on your results ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1559 "2018-12-15T22:02:23Z")
**Wine Lovers: Is This Gauche? Ryan Reynolds is selling booze** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1560 "2018-12-15T22:26:52Z")
**Dead guy on the freeway Fashion, Baybay, yeah!** Does this sheet make me look flat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=79)