# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/141 "2018-01-30T23:16:54Z")
\*\*Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? \*\* The peacock’s no problem. The other 50 people on the plane, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/142 "2018-01-30T23:21:29Z")
**Poll: “Each person’s life is dominated by a central event, which shapes and distorts everything [after]” Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it?** Dunno - but if it makes you feel any better, Father Damien is on call this week. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/143 "2018-01-31T01:08:48Z")
**Did you ever laugh so hard at something . . . Mandalay Bay (Las Vegas) shooting** It was a cornucopia of lolz I tell you what. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/144 "2018-01-31T05:42:56Z")
\*\*How to write classical music? Recommend me a [classical] music source \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/145 "2018-01-31T19:24:33Z")
\*\* Animal ESP? Formerly active lurkers: Why don’t you post any more?\*\* My peacock screeches in alarm every time I try to log in. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/146 "2018-01-31T20:23:35Z")
**Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it? Animal ESP?** ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/147 "2018-02-01T02:19:24Z")
**How far back do musical instruments go? A question about the age of the Universe** (actually separated by 1. I cheat.) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/148 "2018-02-01T03:31:12Z")
\*\*Impending sinkhole in Carlsbad, NM Impending landslide near Yakima Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? \*\* More comfortable than if I were in Yakima or Carlsbad! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/149 "2018-02-01T14:18:50Z")
\*\* 11 school shootings in the first 23 days of 2018 When I drink I lock up my gun and magazines\*\* Everyone should take that advice. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/150 "2018-02-01T14:32:09Z")
\*\* What’s A Long Haired Musician? How to write classical music? \*\* “Long Haired” use to mean classical. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/151 "2018-02-01T19:48:56Z")
\*\*Google Assistant - Will everyone eventually use it? Fad? Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it? \*\* That’s why I had to get rid of my personal assistant - she kept hearing my lampshade’s croaking sounds as “Alexa, hire a hit man to wipe out everyone in the house”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/152 "2018-02-01T21:29:47Z")
\*\* You Have _Consensual_ Sex With A Wealthy And Powerful Person: How Much To Keep Quiet Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. How to capitalize and profit?\*\* 401k not working out, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/153 "2018-02-02T01:42:59Z")
\*\* Where’s davidm? In the hospital recovering from a medical screwup. Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane\*\* …with wacky results! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/154 "2018-02-02T13:10:51Z")
\*\* Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? What are your regional “vocal tics”?\*\* And do they include saying “Woof!” at certain moments? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/155 "2018-02-02T19:21:28Z")
\*\* Wanna help me name my fledgling business? Is this a good computer deal?\*\* After “Half Decent Haircuts” and “Maybe Meet Somebody Dating Service” went down the tubes, his next business needs a name that projects a bit more confidence. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/156 "2018-02-03T14:35:38Z")
**Trivia Dominoes: Play Off the Last Bit of Trivia I like bananas a bunch I think eggs are ova rated** Food Trivia Dominoes strikes again! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/157 "2018-02-03T15:35:41Z")
\*\* ‘XXX days since last serious crash’ road sign: does this really prevent accidents? Head-on Collision Physics\*\* Let me explain the physics of that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/158 "2018-02-03T15:56:23Z")
**Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again I’m a greedy, selfish straightdope leech** So _that’s_ where he’s been getting his ideas!\* \*imagine the juicy Pit threads if he started posting under the name Butt-Hurt Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/159 "2018-02-03T17:35:08Z")
\*\* Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? Critter Cam out back.\*\* There’s a helluva joke about Austraila in there. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/160 "2018-02-04T00:28:02Z")
**Share a story I saw a BEAR today!** The End. Hey, I didn’t say it was a _good_ story. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=9)