# Sequential Threads 3: The Final Forking **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048 "2008-05-29T18:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/1 "2008-05-29T18:23:04Z")
now that I have it in the right forum, I humbly present you with: \*\*Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/2 "2008-05-29T18:31:19Z")
\*\*Something everyone should carry… Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/3 "2008-05-29T18:34:54Z")
\*\*Should my cousins have been born? Having children is immoral (antinatalism) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/4 "2008-05-29T19:02:24Z")
\*\* Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who… Stuff White People Like \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/5 "2008-05-29T19:10:45Z")
**Something everyone should carry… $30,000 Jesus statue** ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/6 "2008-05-29T20:51:45Z")
In MPSIMS, both started by **Paul in Saudi** : I got the Job I am jobless Well, that didn’t take long. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/7 "2008-05-29T20:58:05Z")
Even better now: \*\*I got the job I am Jobless SD Job-Seekers’ Support Group \*\* ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/8 "2008-05-30T04:41:19Z")
**Recommend me some Sex Lube!** **Odd Question Re: Hair Products For African Americans** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/9 "2008-06-02T16:40:27Z")
\*\*Are there public places where a woman should not breastfeed her child? So, South Dakota. In a motor home. With my parents. \*\* Well… duh. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/10 "2008-06-02T17:53:00Z")
\*\* SHE has called. Got dumped \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/11 "2008-06-18T11:59:13Z")
**New foot washes ashore! I walked out on my Boss** On my _new foot_! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/12 "2008-06-18T12:34:25Z")
\*\*Why I am voting Republican I Suspect I Have Alzheimers \*\* Utter unfair, I know. But hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/13 "2008-06-18T12:53:02Z")
**You’ve solved the World’s energy problems, now what? Power and fame** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/14 "2008-06-19T02:54:56Z")
**I almost took out a raptor today You’re proud of _that_?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/15 "2008-06-19T14:28:19Z")
\*\*So, I met this woman… That’s not an engine… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/16 "2008-06-19T17:00:49Z")
New posts: **Ask the High Functioning Autistic Why are people so obsessed with Star Trek?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/17 "2008-06-19T17:21:25Z")
**How far would you walk for something you really wanted? A new way for single women to meet prospective men?** **What Should I Do For My 40th Birthday? Glacier or Yellowstone?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/18 "2008-06-19T19:03:39Z")
**Do you remember house calls? Sometimes, my doctor calls me; how common is this?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/19 "2008-06-19T20:48:29Z")
\*\*My Mac Just Died Headline news in Seattle \*\* Nothing much happens in Seattle ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/20 "2008-06-20T02:41:11Z")
\*\*What Should I Do For My 40th Birthday? How able are you to not worry about things you can’t control? \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048.md?page=2)