# Sequential Threads 3: The Final Forking

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048 "2008-05-29T18:23:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/21 "2008-06-20T12:16:11Z")

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\*\*The song that best describes your love life  
Paul Simon - simply amazing

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/22 "2008-06-20T15:31:19Z")

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**Bring Stalked  
Our newly adopted friend  
Bad baby name…Oh my!**

He’s called “Stalked”? Yeah, that’s pretty bad.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/23 "2008-06-20T15:58:42Z")

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**Public Enema Number 1  
This will be a fun month**

1 down, 30 to go.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/24 "2008-06-20T19:09:19Z")

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**Alone! Alone at Last! What to do?  
Drinking habits**

But I’m not alone. Jack, Jim, and my Ol’ Grandad are keeping me company.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/25 "2008-06-20T19:53:31Z")

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\*\*Why Get Married? Or Not?

What does “marriage” mean to you?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/26 "2008-06-20T20:11:20Z")

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\*\* You know what would be fun? If we all got pregnant after midterms.

Another tale of library school woe  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/27 "2008-06-21T00:13:36Z")

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\*\* Why Did She Marry This Guy?

What does “marriage” mean to you?  
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So many questions about marriage!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/28 "2008-06-21T07:32:37Z")

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**Ants, Ants, Ants!  
I Suspect I Have Alzheimers**

No, you have\* Ants\*heimers.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/29 "2008-06-22T05:11:41Z")

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New Posts:

**Drinking habits  
No rum?**

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/30 "2008-06-22T06:18:26Z")

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**Is the Honda Fit big enough for a small family?  
Pretty & Dumb or Smart & Ugly?**

\*_How bad are your parents with the internet?  
Stop honking your horn  
\*\*  
Well, it is the information superhighway, and they_ are \*old.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/31 "2008-06-23T13:51:07Z")

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\*\*What the hell does it mean to dance “organically”?  
About Judge Judy  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/32 "2008-06-23T13:55:27Z")

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\*\*Send your name into space!

Frustrated with Earthlink  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/33 "2008-06-23T14:37:40Z")

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**SDMB Weight Loss Club, June 2008  
Best Spam Ever!**

[Homer]

Mmmm… Spam…

[/Homer]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/34 "2008-06-23T14:41:00Z")

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\*\*I Pit public restrooms  
I pit men in thongs. \*\*

I pit men in thongs in public restrooms

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/35 "2008-06-23T18:14:16Z")

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\*\*What injuries have you sustained during sex and/or love play?  
Dodging a bullet; or, I just said WHAT to a customer?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/36 "2008-06-23T19:51:14Z")

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\*\*Why do they sell separate detergent for “front load” washing machines?  
…big Bang!  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/37 "2008-06-23T20:12:57Z")

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\*\*Can’t rely on those lazy, hard drinking Irish  
Is My Stand-Up Routine Racist?  
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/38 "2008-06-23T23:02:43Z")

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\*\*What Is Lycopodium Powder Used For?  
…big Bang! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/39 "2008-06-24T13:39:31Z")

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Separated by one right now, but I can’t resist:  
\*\*The Why Game

A person stole our cement mixer. WHY?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/40 "2008-06-24T13:42:37Z")

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\*\*When i call a girl, what should the conversation be about?  
Drinking habits \*\*

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