# Sequential Threads 3: The Final Forking **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048 "2008-05-29T18:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/41 "2008-06-24T13:55:56Z")
**How do you pronounce: jus forg, meef?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/42 "2008-06-24T14:51:39Z")
\*\* How do you pronounce: The geometry of women \*\* “Tee and Ay” ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/43 "2008-06-24T16:20:39Z")
\*\*On October 1, Bush announces . . . Resistance is Futile…I’ve ordered Bacon Salt \*\* (from New Posts) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/44 "2008-06-24T18:16:43Z")
\*\*Why did women show their decolletage so much in the past? For the Sake of the Children. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/45 "2008-06-24T19:49:00Z")
**Things You Don’t Want In Your Iced Tea for $200, Alex** **Gah! Black widow!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/46 "2008-06-24T20:38:48Z")
\*\*Strange company slogans that just rubs you the wrong way. “Pro-life” pharmacies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/47 "2008-06-24T20:44:22Z")
\*\*The Best Revenge… It’s Modern day slavery! \*\* Oh, good! I was wondering what the trendy way to Get Even was! ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/48 "2008-06-25T07:28:34Z")
\*\*in case of emergency Can’t rely on those lazy, hard drinking Irish \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/49 "2008-06-25T12:09:09Z")
\*\*what’s the best way to attach metal to metal? …big Bang! Soft drinks that are popular in a specific region. Tell me about Gin\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/50 "2008-06-25T12:30:38Z")
\*\*Miller High Life―Why is it cheaper than Miller Genuine Draft? Premium vs. regular gas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/51 "2008-06-25T15:41:31Z")
**Shakespeare played by…** **Wonder Woman?** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/52 "2008-06-25T18:33:49Z")
\*\*Did Vincent Gallo ejaculate in Chloë Sevigny’s mouth Recommend a book with strong/equal women\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/53 "2008-06-25T20:41:20Z")
\*\*Recommend a book with strong/equal women Wonder Woman? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/54 "2008-06-26T11:41:18Z")
\*\*Gross kitchen discoveries Congratulations, it’s a Gummi Bear! \*\* Ewwwwwwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/55 "2008-06-26T12:36:10Z")
\*\*Why do employers seemingly not want to hire middle-aged and older people? For the Sake of the Children. in case of emergency People can’t Spell!\*\* Theirs always Spellcheck ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/56 "2008-06-26T15:53:59Z")
\*\*My wife is changing anti-depression meds. How can I best support her? My wife punishes me every day! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/57 "2008-06-26T16:35:19Z")
**Orphaned kitten with diarrhea Are There Any good Fruit Wines?** Well, you did remember to decant it first so the solids could settle, right? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/58 "2008-06-26T16:41:52Z")
\*\*My wife punishes me every day! My wife is an idiot, I think I have no choice but to divorce her \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/59 "2008-06-26T16:45:15Z")
It’s gone now, but earlier today I saw: **SPeaking of being unduly critical of Southerners… Are Dopers unduly critical of Southerners?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-3-the-final-forking/451048/60 "2008-06-26T17:02:53Z")
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