# Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003 "2010-10-04T14:35:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/1 "2010-10-04T14:35:28Z")
\*\*Is Something Wrong With Me? Why can’t I stand my own generation? I’m Gonna Start Being Nicer To People \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/2 "2010-10-04T15:56:34Z")
**Do Eastern European women have lower standards in men? How do you pronounce 'garrote’** It doesn’t seem too much to ask that you not be garroted on the first date. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/3 "2010-10-04T18:45:44Z")
\*\*Secretly recording the gay roomate. If you don’t want to do “team-building” exercises \*\* Ahhh, so they’re calling it “team-building exercises” these days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/4 "2010-10-05T00:31:04Z")
\*\*Fuck You Conservative Stupid-Making Machine I hate Conservatives. \*\* You don’t say! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/5 "2010-10-05T03:15:59Z")
**No, she doesn’t need a new PC (mild Comcast rant) un-PC beliefs** You \*believe \*she doesn’t need a new PC. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/6 "2010-10-05T03:39:27Z")
\*\* Quick, what is this ad telling you: “Jewish Free Loans”? The mountain ash tree is golden in the early morning sun\*\* Bashō is drunken His language skills recede like Clouds from a clear sky ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/7 "2010-10-05T09:58:29Z")
**How do YOU pronounce “coyote”? Jetpack! No, really!** OK, OK, I believe you. But you’re still wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/8 "2010-10-05T17:40:33Z")
\*\*Halloween Costume Help Needed Jetpack! No, really! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/9 "2010-10-05T18:28:49Z")
**How do YOU pronounce “coyote”? A parrot?** No, no, NO! Completely wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/10 "2010-10-05T19:51:35Z")
**Any Places Still Have Phone Booths? Jetpack! No, really!** Wouldn’t that make it too heavy? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/11 "2010-10-05T20:30:49Z")
**Has Anyone Here Ever Seen An Airplane Crash? How much am I responsible for?** We _told_ you to stop messing around with the laser pointer. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/12 "2010-10-06T03:28:23Z")
**Collection Agency When should you send a “thank you” email** Never. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/13 "2010-10-06T10:22:39Z")
**What if all trees were blue… How would you answer this question if your boss asks?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/14 "2010-10-06T13:17:09Z")
**Halloween in Cleveland 2010 Going tripping…OH MY GOD.** An out-of-body experience, to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/15 "2010-10-06T16:56:47Z")
\*\* College Is Not For Everyone Is It Worth Dying For? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/16 "2010-10-06T17:22:26Z")
\*\*I want to see what my dog sees Why does semen sting the eyes \*\* Bestiality. Ur doin it rong. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/17 "2010-10-06T17:38:54Z")
\*\*Why did people use burn butter on burns? Why does semen sting the eyes \*\* Quick! Give me the butter and don’t ask why! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/18 "2010-10-07T12:34:42Z")
**Kid shot in ass in argument over sagging pants I must stop looking at crotches** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/19 "2010-10-07T14:17:01Z")
\*\*Words for one gender that mean or imply smething different than the word for the other gender Skank vs. Scag \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003/20 "2010-10-07T14:53:29Z")
\*\* Limericks of the Straight Dope Patrick Stewart’s ‘Macbeth’ \*\* Did not leave me bereft. The production was sublime Stewart’s acting was fine. He “made it so” till his death. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-and-the-dopers-who-love-them/556003.md?page=2)