# Sequential Threads be damned! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677 "2007-10-14T16:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/1 "2007-10-14T16:01:39Z")
\*\*How are pro athletes paid? “12 Angry MEN”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/2 "2007-10-14T16:25:10Z")
\*\* When does “next Friday” mean “Friday after next”? Mexican Wedding \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/3 "2007-10-14T19:11:08Z")
Threefer in IMHO: \*\* Going to the States for the first time (New York) New York City?! Do you know anyone who has been shot?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/4 "2007-10-14T21:12:41Z")
**Cloth Diapers vs. Disposables How does one foster attraction?** \*\*Oral Roberts U. is going DOWN!! Keep God out of the fucking classroom already! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/5 "2007-10-15T01:31:32Z")
\*\*Most well-known sex joke? “If you’re happy and you know it, swath your grain…” \*\* Huhuhuhuh. You said _grain_. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/6 "2007-10-15T12:49:19Z")
\*\*Recommend a gun for home protection Do you know anyone who has been shot? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/7 "2007-10-15T13:48:08Z")
\*\* Eulogy It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/8 "2007-10-15T13:55:13Z")
\*\*It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died? \*\* “Danger! Unresolved Postulate!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/9 "2007-10-15T13:57:38Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] \*\*It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died? \*\* “Danger! Unresolved Postulate!” [/QUOTE] Ha! These have all lined up nicely: **Eulogy It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died? Looking to the East - An MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/10 "2007-10-15T13:59:31Z")
\*\*Most well-known sex joke? Recommend a gun for home protection \*\*“This is my rifle, this is my gun!” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/11 "2007-10-15T14:07:00Z")
**Ran out of checks - What should I do? How should I go about selling a watch?** Jeez man, I can lend you a couple bucks if you’re really that desperate… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/12 "2007-10-15T15:31:16Z")
\*\*What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died? You think you’ve got problems? Eulogy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/13 "2007-10-15T17:12:54Z")
\*\*One and two dollar bills? or coins? Nasty things that members of the opposite sex have said to you. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/14 "2007-10-15T18:07:36Z")
From MPSIMS: **The guy in the next cubicle just farted My Hands are Cold** I do have one suggestion, but it’s a bit unpleasant. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/15 "2007-10-15T19:29:12Z")
\*\*It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… The guy in the next cubicle just farted \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/16 "2007-10-15T19:44:22Z")
\*\*It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but… I wrote a humor column! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/17 "2007-10-15T20:16:32Z")
New Posts: ’ \*\* I woke up with an erection… Damned Phillips Head Screws \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/18 "2007-10-15T20:25:17Z")
\*\*Baaaaad relationship moves… that worked! I woke up with an erection today… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/19 "2007-10-15T20:48:48Z")
\*\*Anything new around here? The guy in the next cubicle just farted \*\* Slow news day ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677/20 "2007-10-15T21:00:14Z")
\*\*Procrastinator’s Dope Fest Postponed Anything new around here? Sequential Threads be damned! \*\* There’s a joke in here _somewhere_, I _know_ there is! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-be-damned/422677.md?page=2)