# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/221 "2011-01-20T01:53:15Z")

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\*\* Advice for people who haven’t had relationship success  
Best Used Minivan?\*\*

They’ll do a lot better with a Corvette.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/222 "2011-01-20T06:09:52Z")

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A rare triplex group;

**You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?  
Hard/rough sex**  
I guess that’s _one_ way, assuming you’re a Robosexual…

**How are you going to die?  
Swallowing a small speck of glass, then getting sent home from the emergency. Weird or not?**  
Dunno, you have any other unusual precognitive abilities as well?

**"Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know"  
Nations largest 4g Network?**  
Yeah, by the time they’re old enough for their own cell phone, the network standards will probably be at least up to 40g or something…

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/223 "2011-01-20T06:34:40Z")

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**I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve decided that I’d like to raise a child someday.  
Need to start looking for a job… kinda overwhelmed**

At least you know that you’ll need money to raise the kid.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/224 "2011-01-20T09:03:36Z")

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**Can “too soon” jokes be funny if they are genuinely funny?  
Inherited causes of demise**

Yeah, the jokes are funny until you die the same way.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/225 "2011-01-20T09:04:31Z")

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**This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right?  
Another Cockatiel question…**

Stop right there. The answer is yes.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/226 "2011-01-20T09:34:32Z")

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**Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about  
This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/227 "2011-01-20T13:44:14Z")

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\*\*Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inauguration.

Mammoth to be cloned \*\*

Hmmm…what to get the deceased ex-president who has everything …?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/228 "2011-01-20T14:05:57Z")

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**Another Cockatiel question…  
My Father Is In the Hospital Now.**

When did you last feed the cockatiel?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/229 "2011-01-20T14:30:34Z")

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\*\*19th Century UFO?  
A poster from another board is missing… \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/230 "2011-01-20T17:11:46Z")

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\*\*My Brother Is Dead To Me.  
Goodbye old friend \*\*

I’m getting a mixed message here.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/231 "2011-01-20T19:02:24Z")

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**Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inaguration.  
Mammoth to be cloned**

Google can afford to do anything to promote an event.

**Chicken McNugget Ingredients Revealed  
Mess of wires**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/232 "2011-01-20T19:21:33Z")

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\*\*Women: How Hard Is It To Find A “Correct” Bra?  
What are you wearing today? \*\*

And is it “correct?”

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/233 "2011-01-20T19:22:01Z")

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**Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?  
What are you wearing today?**

**This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right?  
Mammoth to be cloned**

It could be. I don’t know the scientist’s motives.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/234 "2011-01-20T19:23:50Z")

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> Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inaguration.  
> Mammoth to be cloned
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> Google can afford to do anything to promote an event.

Look four posts up from yours.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/235 "2011-01-20T19:24:53Z")

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\*\*Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about  
My imaginary friends  
This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/236 "2011-01-20T19:37:17Z")

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**Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?  
Non-Christians:do you celebrate Easter?**

Jesus, that you?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/237 "2011-01-20T21:59:18Z")

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**Most despicable reaction to the Tucson shootings?  
Federal Judge moves towards overturning DOMA**

Damn shooter. Now, thanks to him, we won’t have DOMA any more! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/238 "2011-01-20T22:09:51Z")

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**What are your favorite names of small businesses?  
My friend and his 7 cats**

Sorry, but that’s the worst name for a moving company I’ve ever heard.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/239 "2011-01-20T22:52:51Z")

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**My Bathroom Is Broken  
I feel like I’m floating**

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/240 "2011-01-20T23:29:18Z")

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\*\*Dark Knight Rises villains(and actors) announced  
Win7, Sound Cards & Stereo Mix \*\*

Makes a change from the Joker I guess

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