# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/241 "2011-01-20T23:47:22Z")

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\*\*The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (of 2010)  
My imaginary friends \*\*

Can’t you just imagine better friends?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/242 "2011-01-21T01:04:57Z")

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**You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?  
My friend and his 7 cats**

_Meow  
Hiss  
Meow  
Hiss  
Hiss  
Hiss  
Meow_

“Sorry, the ‘No’ votes have it.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/243 "2011-01-21T01:08:38Z")

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\*\* My friend and his 7 cats  
Nations largest 4g Network?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/244 "2011-01-21T04:57:05Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\*Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inauguration.
> 
> Mammoth to be cloned \*\*

Mammoth? I’da thought that’d be Teddy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/245 "2011-01-21T12:36:52Z")

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\*\*This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right?

Help me find a particular loveseat \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/246 "2011-01-21T13:33:26Z")

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\*\*Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?  
What are you wearing today? \*\*

Dress pants and suit, but I’m still _bleeding_!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/247 "2011-01-21T14:54:02Z")

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\*\*What are you wearing today?  
Skin bleach. \*\*

Not me. The office dress code says I have to wear pants ‘n’ stuff as well.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/248 "2011-01-21T17:30:52Z")

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Separated by one, but irresistable:

\*\*Bottom’s up or how to put foot in mouth

This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/249 "2011-01-21T18:00:48Z")

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\*\*How do you sleep at night?  
Hard/rough sex \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/250 "2011-01-21T18:18:41Z")

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\*\*What is this optical device?

How long can I make you invisible? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/251 "2011-01-21T18:21:11Z")

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\*\*What stage is the US empire’s decline at?  
Is this really a consequence of Obamacare?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/252 "2011-01-21T18:34:46Z")

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\*\*How do you find an attorney?  
Hard/rough sex  
\*\*  
Well, it _is_ nice to know how hard they can screw someone.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/253 "2011-01-21T18:50:06Z")

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**Petting a cat “against the grain”  
Do you have a First Aid Kit**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/254 "2011-01-21T18:56:31Z")

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\*\*Worst TV show of all time  
Rawhide  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/255 "2011-01-21T18:57:19Z")

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**Rawhide  
Worst TV show of all time**

Awww, poor ol’ Rowdy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/256 "2011-01-21T19:18:43Z")

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\*\*Skin bleach.

Rawhide \*\*

'Nuff said

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/257 "2011-01-21T19:45:46Z")

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**Belly sounds like cat crying…any ideas?  
Hoe you know you’ve had too much too drink**

Well, that’s harsh. Besides, it’s the sloshing noises that should key you in.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/258 "2011-01-21T19:48:13Z")

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**Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.  
This _Is_ A Fetish Thing, Right?**

Well yeah, but if everyone consents and no one gets hurt…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/259 "2011-01-23T03:34:11Z")

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\*\*“Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know”  
What is appropriate to wear on a cruise? \*\*

“Within ten years, nudism will become the norm!”  
**You’re Hitler. When do you call it quits?  
Anti Semites and the “Jews killed Jesus” argument**

“The Jews killed Jesus, and _you’re next!_”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/260 "2011-01-23T04:59:58Z")

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**My cat reacts to celery like it’s catnip  
dope sick again (long)**

Uh-oh. They can kick a catnip addiction, but a celery habit is bad news.

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