# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/261 "2011-01-23T05:09:50Z")
**How would you solve the obesity epidemic? Things that the English language desperately needs** Four words. Put…down…the…fork. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/262 "2011-01-23T18:51:04Z")
\*\* Ultimate ruler of your own country - What do you ban? Fun with numerology this year \*\* No fun with numerology until 2012. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/263 "2011-01-23T21:37:49Z")
\*\*Verizon FiOS customer service has been horrible. What do I do now? Hard/rough sex \*\* Yup. Ass-fuck 'em with a sharkskin condom until their attitude improves! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/264 "2011-01-24T02:09:57Z")
**The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (of 2010) Valentine Exchange 2011 - sign up now!** What cute card _will_ Karl Rove send to the Kardashians? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/265 "2011-01-24T03:34:20Z")
**Scary video of a crash on the 401 near Milton, ON. (No one was seriously injured!) Seattle Dopers: How 'bout that commute?** That’s a helluva backup! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/266 "2011-01-24T05:18:28Z")
**Where did the “dog ate my homework” excuse originate? Help identifying a bird?** Sorry, he just ate it. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/267 "2011-01-24T07:41:23Z")
\*\*Darwin Award candidate Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/268 "2011-01-24T10:57:35Z")
**The transition between someone being a person you love, to being a person you hate Advice for people who haven’t had relationship success** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/269 "2011-01-24T11:04:53Z")
**I have a blogged doze. How zhould I unblog id? Things that the English language desperately needs** I don’t even know where to start. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/270 "2011-01-24T13:32:21Z")
\*\*Neat trick of the day Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/271 "2011-01-24T13:44:05Z")
**Practical uses for parrots? Why are all these robots registering on my blog?** No one’s going to read the comments on your blog if all they consist of is “Braawwwk!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/272 "2011-01-24T16:09:57Z")
\*\*Aussie in England suing for racial abuse Why are you bringing up old shit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/273 "2011-01-24T17:12:53Z")
\*\*I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but… My Father Is In the Hospital Now. \*\* Baby don’t like being cried at. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/274 "2011-01-24T17:48:57Z")
\*\* Should we use one space or two after a period? Poll: How do you sleep at night \*\* Man, that’s really taking grammar a bit too seriously! \*\* Poll: What time period do you consider to be the “good old days” of your life? Hard/rough sex \*\* That’s right…_those days_! \*\* WHat REALLY will happen if the US defaults? Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa) \*\* _NOW_ we’re talkin’! \*\* Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself Poll: Fecal transplantation: Is it for you? \*\* I’d be amazed if you could actually do that to yourself… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/275 "2011-01-24T18:52:08Z")
**Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine And in other news. . . Terrorist Bomb in Moscow Airport** Wow - just like on the real news, an insignificant story comes before an important one! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/276 "2011-01-24T20:42:34Z")
\*\* I pit Bricker for subtle reasons I pit the homeless men who defecate near my apartment\*\* Is this a subtle slam on threadshitting? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/277 "2011-01-24T21:18:09Z")
\*\*Bottom’s up or how to put foot in mouth What’s wrong with this idea to encourage handwashing in hospitals? \*\* Lots of things. Where do I begin? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/278 "2011-01-24T21:22:07Z")
**What would you buy the moment it came on DVD if it was ever released? The Enterprise VS. Star-Destroyer** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/279 "2011-01-24T21:52:22Z")
**Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine Lion Tacos** A tragic accident is changed into an opportunity to open a new market! Lion customers roared their satisfaction. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/280 "2011-01-24T23:34:16Z")
**Is there a niche in militaries for really big guys? What happens if you can’t pay a toll at a public tollbooth?** They call in the really big military guys, who’ll hold you upside down and shake the change out of your pockets. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=15)