# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/281 "2011-01-25T00:27:34Z")
\*\* I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but… Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine \*\* …is just too damned funny dammit! \*\* I don’t want anything and it’s concerning Spam by snail-mail! \*\* I especially don’t want spam by snail-mail! And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/282 "2011-01-25T01:31:56Z")
From New Posts - **Why are you bringing up old shit? I pit the homeless men who defecate near my apartment** Maybe they’re just picking up after themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/283 "2011-01-25T04:55:31Z")
**Things that the English language desperately needs Universal Love** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/284 "2011-01-25T07:28:50Z")
**Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about The thread title** Check it out guys; It’s currently up to six pages! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/285 "2011-01-25T09:14:12Z")
**I hate my (USA) toilet! Why are you bringing up old shit?** Are you asking the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/286 "2011-01-25T10:28:43Z")
\*\*Taco Bell’s Ground Beef Is Less Than 35% Actual Meat I’d like Original Recipe, please \*\* Way tastier than Colon Blow cereal that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/287 "2011-01-25T12:08:05Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **I hate my (USA) toilet! > Why are you bringing up old shit?** > > Are you asking the toilet? Exactly the one I came in to post 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/288 "2011-01-25T14:25:44Z")
**Poll: A Poll on Doper Sexual Activity: Have you Crossed the Lines Before? Women (Or Men) – Do You Smile At Strangers?** Yelling “Slut!” and waving my Bible at them wipes the smiles off their faces pretty fast, let me tell you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/289 "2011-01-25T16:08:25Z")
\*\*I’ve joined a gym… now what? Lion Tacos \*\* …and you have to kill your own lion. With your bare hands. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/290 "2011-01-25T16:27:21Z")
\*\* I broke 12.5 years of sobriety. (Update) Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine I think I am an alcoholic and I want to change (long) Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! \*\* Two examples of alcohol causing freak accidents. Stay Sober! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/291 "2011-01-25T18:02:01Z")
\*\*I’ve joined a gym… now what? Lion Tacos \*\* The third step is profit. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/292 "2011-01-25T18:42:43Z")
**Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.** 'I didn’t plan on Intrauterine Insemination, but they had a tent set up in the parking lot of the mall and I thought, ‘Why not?"’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/293 "2011-01-25T19:00:44Z")
**Poll: Would you watch gladitorial combat [Edited title] How would you solve the obesity epidemic?** Now that you mention it… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/294 "2011-01-25T19:06:50Z")
\*\*Why are you bringing up old shit? Do you close the bathroom door? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/295 "2011-01-25T19:13:26Z")
\*\*What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender? Poll: A Poll on Doper Sexual Activity: Have you Crossed the Lines Before? \*\* I’ve tried gender-bending usernames. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/296 "2011-01-25T19:52:24Z")
\*\*Gollum slipped and fell in the fires of the Sammath Naur because… I bought some salsa. It kinda … sucks. Help me fix it? \*\* Gollum died for your culinary sins! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/297 "2011-01-25T20:29:58Z")
\*\*Ultimate ruler of your own country - What do you ban? Lion Tacos\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/298 "2011-01-25T21:02:07Z")
**Is there a niche in militaries for really big guys? Roman Gladiators: Trident&Netmen vs Swordsmen** ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/299 "2011-01-25T21:15:02Z")
\*\*How would you solve the obesity epidemic? Do you close the bathroom door? \*\* Well, that’s really just _hiding_ the obesity epidemic, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/300 "2011-01-26T03:15:09Z")
\*\*I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but… I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts \*\* Maybe because you’re a _bastard!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=16)