# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/301 "2011-01-26T05:23:39Z")

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**Another “Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say” Thread  
Farts and fetishes…**

Awe, how adorable. 😃

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/302 "2011-01-26T09:32:22Z")

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**What’s the worst job you ever had?  
Why are you bringing up old shit?**

Sheesh… just asking. No need to get your knickers in a knot!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/303 "2011-01-26T09:55:44Z")

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\*\*Farts and fetishes…  
Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about \*\*

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/304 "2011-01-26T11:58:39Z")

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New posts:

\*\*Happy Straylya Day Folks  
Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/305 "2011-01-26T13:44:10Z")

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**Why is America so wealthy?  
Roswell Rods**

Buy 'em, sell 'em, trade 'em with your friends - it’s a whole underground economy!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/306 "2011-01-26T17:10:28Z")

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\*\*Castration seen as climate change aid to reindeer  
Closeted Nut of the Week: Andrew Shirvell \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/307 "2011-01-26T17:23:16Z")

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\*\*How would you solve the obesity epidemic?  
turning down sex  
\*\*  
That’s what I currently do, and it’s not working…

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/308 "2011-01-26T18:22:27Z")

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**my alien abduction experience  
Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.**

I KNEW IT!!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/309 "2011-01-26T18:27:26Z")

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\*\*Whoa… shocking family secret revealed!  
my alien abduction experience \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/310 "2011-01-26T18:55:10Z")

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\*\*Why can’t my hand go through my desk? (physics question)  
Roswell Rods  
\*\*  
Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/311 "2011-01-26T22:29:13Z")

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\*\*The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread  
Would you like a custom-coloured pet? \*\*

Most guys would prefer having a girlfriend instead of a chartreuse hamster. As for the rest, I don’t want to hear about it.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/312 "2011-01-26T22:56:29Z")

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**Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.  
my alien abduction experience**

So–alien-human hybrid, huh?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/313 "2011-01-27T09:08:20Z")

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**what’s the oldest electronic item in your house that you still use?  
The Total Perspective Vortex**

Oh, this old thing? Shucks, I’ve had it since Zaphod Beeblebrox was President.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/314 "2011-01-27T13:17:56Z")

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**Do all cats have weird idiosyncracies?  
My Cat Won’t Stop Peeing On My Stuff…Advice Desperately Needed**

[del]Cat free to good home[/del] $25 to the first caller who’ll take this _&(_#%! cat.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/315 "2011-01-27T17:46:30Z")

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**No more color-coded terror alerts, as of April 27th  
A good time will be had by all**

Interpret that any way you’d like. 😉

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/316 "2011-01-27T21:20:36Z")

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\*\*A good time will be had by all

Factoids that sound right, for a moment… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/317 "2011-01-27T23:55:15Z")

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\*\* Take your shot at balancing the federal budget  
No more color-coded terror alerts, as of April 27th\*\*

Fabulous idea! With the new black and white alerts, we’ll save millions on printer costs alone.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/318 "2011-01-28T00:46:39Z")

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**True facts learned from soap operas  
Taco Bell’s Ground Beef Is Less Than 35% Actual Meat**

Which soap opera was that one from?

**Lovers Destined to Be Together (Actors paired romantically in multiple roles)  
Chumlee in Pawn Stars**

Chumlee isn’t two people, he’s just really fat. 😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/319 "2011-01-28T13:16:24Z")

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These aren’t sequential here – they’re sequential entries under _Living and Eatocracy_\* at [CNN.com](http://CNN.com). But I had to show them:

\*\* Osteen on sex, prosperity and politics

It’s gooey and chocolaty \*\*

\*That section title is reason enough to post on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/320 "2011-01-28T14:19:08Z")

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**Factoids that sound right, for a moment…  
I’m getting married!**

That’s why you should always get married in Vegas - the marriage chapels now have divorce lawyers on staff.

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