# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/341 "2011-01-30T03:53:05Z")

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**Why are some noises so annoying?  
My mom’s cat won’t stop meowing and it’s driving me crazy**

**The Tea Party Mall  
A good time will be had by all**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/342 "2011-01-30T17:04:37Z")

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New Posts:

**Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.  
Can a dead man come?**

Why do I have the sudden urge to watch _Nekromantic_?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/343 "2011-01-30T17:38:19Z")

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**I pit Vice President Joe Biden  
OK you made your point, fat boy: NOW MOVE THE FUCKING CAR**

Even worse - Obama left Air Force One in the mall parking lot, and it’s blocking access to the food court.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/344 "2011-01-30T18:33:24Z")

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**Where did the mouse go?  
Piper down! Repeat, Piper down!**

As the shots rang out, The Pied Piper looked about in fear. As if in slow motion, his magic pipe slipped from nerveless fingers as he fell to the ground; only then did he realize he’d been hit. His followers, awakening from their trance, realized they had their freedom and scampered off into the night.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/345 "2011-01-30T22:36:21Z")

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**Why are some noises so annoying?  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!**

I can see how that noise could get annoying.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/346 "2011-01-30T23:10:25Z")

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**I have a broken back and no insurance. What are my options?  
Phone Calls From Collection Agency?**

That would be the beginning. You have no concept of the load of shit about to unload on you.

**Why are some noises so annoying?  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/347 "2011-01-31T00:00:46Z")

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**How did Oz’s Simon Adibisi keep that hat on his head?  
Just had a crown fall out…**

Maybe you should do what Simon does, Kingy.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/348 "2011-01-31T00:48:20Z")

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\*\*Another “Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say” Thread  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! \*\*

You seem to have an unusual definition of “cute”.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/349 "2011-01-31T02:37:12Z")

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**How do you carry on a conversation with a kid?  
E-Cigarettes**

Here ya go kid. Now turn it on and tell me what’s on your mind.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/350 "2011-01-31T03:01:09Z")

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\*\* Do any MLB ballparks actually sell CrackerJack?  
Why do some foods taste horrible?\*\*

You’re not supposed to eat the _prize_, numbnuts.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/351 "2011-01-31T04:40:44Z")

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**Some car battery questions…  
Can a dead man come?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/352 "2011-01-31T04:52:03Z")

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\*\*… and I’m gonna be 40!!! Someday. This week.  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/353 "2011-01-31T12:47:38Z")

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\*\*Lion Tacos  
Taco Bell’s Ground Beef Is Less Than 35% Actual Meat  
\*\*  
Sometimes, the tamer loses.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/354 "2011-01-31T13:36:49Z")

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**I have a broken back and no insurance. What are my options?  
Why do you need to nitpick?**

Yeah, have a positive attitude for chrissake.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/355 "2011-01-31T14:40:43Z")

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**10,000 Strippers needed ASAP  
… and I’m gonna be 40!!! Someday. This week.**

We’re planning one helluva birthday party!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/356 "2011-01-31T17:46:28Z")

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**Another “Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say” Thread  
I just earned a Doctorate in Philosophy**

Precocious, much?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/357 "2011-01-31T22:49:29Z")

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\*\*What would an all-water planet be like?  
Are There Tides at The North Pole?  
\*\*  
If it had a moon, yeah :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/358 "2011-01-31T22:51:22Z")

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**I just earned a Doctorate in Philosophy  
Cat just died, could I have done something else?**

I’m sure you could have picked a different one.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/359 "2011-02-01T03:43:47Z")

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**Attention Please: life changing announcemount**  
**My cat just swallowed my engagement ring. fast help please**

Don’t worry. I’m sure it will all come out okay in the end. 😉

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/360 "2011-02-01T03:50:37Z")

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\*\*Attention Please:life changing announcemount

Snowpocalypse 2011  
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