# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/361 "2011-02-01T06:10:27Z")

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\*\* Sigh. My cats hate each other. What to do?

Recommend an air rifle\*\*

Well, that’s _one_ way to deal with the problem…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/362 "2011-02-01T13:41:32Z")

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\*\*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  
Scared about a new relationship \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/363 "2011-02-01T15:50:52Z")

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\*\*What would an all-water planet be like?  
Is it possible to live without sleep? \*\*

You’d have to, or else learn to nap while treading water.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/364 "2011-02-01T18:04:24Z")

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\*\*Married women, what turns you on?

Girls, what was the last thing a guy did that turned you on?

Does Your Cat/Dog Like To Ride In The Car? \*\*

Does riding in a car turn women on?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/365 "2011-02-01T18:57:28Z")

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\*\*What job attainable by average people pays the most?  
Why Do Hookers Utilize Pimps? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/366 "2011-02-01T19:24:31Z")

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**What the fuck is happening with Qatar?  
Sexy Wives**

I’m not sure the world is ready for “Real Housewives of Qatar”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/367 "2011-02-02T02:22:28Z")

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**Is it dangerous to microwave your underpants?  
Why all the crane accidents?**

Cause and effect, looks like to me.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/368 "2011-02-02T04:59:34Z")

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**Now that lower-back tattoos are commonly called “tramp stamps”, why do young women still get them?  
Now it’s been ten thousand years,**

10,000 years of tramp stamps? They go back a lot further than I thought.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/369 "2011-02-02T09:32:10Z")

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**Getting a cat  
Now it’s been ten thousand years,  
Sigh. My cats hate each other. What to do?**

If they haven’t learned to get along by now, I’d say it’s hopeless.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/370 "2011-02-02T14:36:15Z")

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\*\*Waiting for the doctor - how long is too long?  
Now it’s been ten thousand years, \*\*

“Mr. Johnson, you seem to have died of old age…”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/371 "2011-02-02T14:44:07Z")

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**Things That You Would Really Like To Know That Are None Of Your Mollyfocking Business?  
Waiting for the doctor - how long is too long?**

Down at the We Don’t Give A Rat’s Ass Clinic they always tell me “The doctor will see you when he’s focking good and ready, dickweed.”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/372 "2011-02-02T16:37:13Z")

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**Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy**  **Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!**  
**Damn it, Good Morning America!**

'Nuff said.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/373 "2011-02-02T16:49:24Z")

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\*\*Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  
Or, boobs now with extra teething AND mastitis.  
Kicked out of Starbucks Saturday night. \*\*

Right. Be careful when getting boobs out in a Starbucks.

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**Author:** ![Implicit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Implicit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Implicit)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/374 "2011-02-02T17:30:14Z")

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\*\* Do car dealership salesmen think all people just climbed down from the turnip truck?\*\*  
_backs up turnip truck_  
**Any believers here in Bigfoot/Sasquatch/the Florida Skunk Ape?**

Bonus: note the name of the last poster in this thread 😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/375 "2011-02-02T17:53:07Z")

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\*\*Gun-totin’ Liberals  
Ever moon anyone?  
\*\*  
They can take away our guns but they can’t take away our FREEDOM!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/376 "2011-02-02T17:55:25Z")

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(new posts search):  
DIY: Wallpaper stripping (advice needed)  
10,000 Strippers needed ASAP

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/377 "2011-02-02T18:38:26Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> \*\*Gun-totin’ Liberals  
> Ever moon anyone?  
> \*\*  
> They can take away our guns but they can’t take away our FREEDOM!

It’s a logical outgrowth of pacifism.

“He demanded my wallet, I thought about drawing my Walther PPK, but I mooned him instead..”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/378 "2011-02-03T16:52:12Z")

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**Any believers here in Bigfoot/Sasquatch/the Florida Skunk Ape?  
Moving to New Jersey in three weeks! What do I need to know?**

Stay the hell out of the Pine Barrens, if you know what’s good for you.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/379 "2011-02-03T23:31:33Z")

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**Unbelievable Luck?  
Our goldfish committed suicide!**

Klaus Heissler the only goldfish in the world with brain of an East German Olympic ski jumper. How fitting a suicide.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/380 "2011-02-03T23:51:57Z")

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**Is there actually a “Rue Morgue” in Paris?  
What disease did we all have?  
How long do hearses last?**

:eek:

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