# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/21 "2011-01-03T15:22:50Z")

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\*\*Worst concept for a TV special or series ever?  
Joe Arapaio, Sentient Pustule \*\*

That title might need a little work

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/22 "2011-01-03T19:21:15Z")

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**Why this feeling of formless dread?  
So I’ve been “indicted”…(sorta)**

Congratulation, now your dread has form.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/23 "2011-01-03T21:08:23Z")

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\*\*Why this feeling of formless dread?

The end of the world is 5/21/2011! \*\*

I suppose that’s a good reason…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/24 "2011-01-03T22:48:40Z")

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**The alleged Streisand porno  
What would be the quickest way to melt Antarctica?**

I don’t think that would work. Just seeing the words “Streisand porno” gives me chills.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/25 "2011-01-04T00:28:29Z")

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**Movie titles that sound like they could be about pooping.  
Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go**

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/26 "2011-01-04T00:36:34Z")

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\*\*Australian Floods - is there a positive side?  
Tea Partiers pissed at GOP \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/27 "2011-01-04T05:38:37Z")

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**Brain thickness determines political leaning: study  
Why this feeling of formless dread?**

Because you now realize that your liberalism is not a choice. You were born that way. Muhahahahaha 😛

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/28 "2011-01-04T09:21:28Z")

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**We shall overcome  
The employment situation**

I sure hope so.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/29 "2011-01-04T12:45:52Z")

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\*\*Resignation from Mormonism (sorry it’s long)  
God help me, one of my girlfriends is crazy. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/30 "2011-01-04T12:59:41Z")

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\*\*Proof I’m a nerd (as if I ever needed one…)  
Abusing statistics for fun \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/31 "2011-01-04T13:53:00Z")

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\*\* What kind of hobbies are y’all into?  
4-packs of beer: yea or nay?\*\*

For the serious hobbyist, only a case will do.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/32 "2011-01-04T14:10:21Z")

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**God help me, one of my girlfriends is crazy.  
On my glamorous swinging lifestyle!**

More girlfriends = more glamor, but more crazy… I guess it’s a trade-off?  
\*\*  
Sequential headlines - on the news crawl at the bottom of the screen I see:  
Friend talkin \*\*\*\* about my daughter \*\*

The wonderful age of Facebook.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/33 "2011-01-04T14:21:51Z")

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**Anyone else got the gold bug?** started by Stan Shmenge  
**God help me, one of my girlfriends is crazy.** started by Stan Shmenge

I think I see Stan’s problem there…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/34 "2011-01-04T17:11:18Z")

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\*\*Anti-Social dopers: Any psychopaths / sociopaths / ASPD peeps on the forum?  
God help me, one of my girlfriends is crazy. \*\*

Sorry, no credit given for crazy girlfriends, _you’ve_ got to be a criminal nutter.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/35 "2011-01-04T17:46:57Z")

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\*\* Why is it that anyone who appeared in a porn film is a porn STAR?  
It seems Tawnee Stone may have died [but probably not - ed. title] \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/36 "2011-01-04T18:29:54Z")

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I swear on Cecil’s soul this is a true sequential thread post:

\*\*So… gay dopers: how did you know?  
On my glamorous swinging lifestyle! \*\*

Best. One. Ever.

\*\* Self defence for dummies  
Times when you thought serious injury or death was imminent  
I was just kicked out of a Meetup group.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/37 "2011-01-04T18:36:04Z")

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**Gentlemen, you may now wince (penis amputation story)  
Friend talkin \*\*\*\* about my daughter**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/38 "2011-01-04T19:53:33Z")

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\*\*Unexpected labeling of you by others  
If you were a hundred million dollars…  
\*\*  
Yup, that was unexpected.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/39 "2011-01-04T21:44:05Z")

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**Did your mama dress you funny?  
What are you required to disclose in a committed relationship?**

You also must reveal if [she still picks out your outfits](http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/50629263.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A141A2DB4918887DD1BFBDBCB304E40750354850CA9B7D3F7C6B01E70F2B3269972).

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/40 "2011-01-04T21:44:48Z")

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**Workplace griping, anyone?  
Calling it a non-combat death doesn’t make it any better**

So, I take it “non-OSHA compliant workplace” is an understatement?  
**We shall overcome  
The thread title**

Ha, the mods will have something to say about _that_ I’m afraid.

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