# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/381 "2011-02-04T00:20:08Z")
**In need of rescue: stupidly put myself in the middle of a spat between two women Why did you get divorced?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/382 "2011-02-04T07:00:17Z")
**Why don’t boogers smell bad? Do You Pick Your Nose?** Because it doesn’t smell bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/383 "2011-02-04T14:05:06Z")
\*\* Why is Ron Jeremy the king of porn? Chocolate Diamonds \*\* All together now – ewwwww. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/384 "2011-02-04T15:05:53Z")
\*\* Reincarnation is my woo belief. It’s (going to be) a girl!!\*\* In your next life? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/385 "2011-02-04T15:20:30Z")
\*\*An infant walks into a bar… Shoulder Impingement, anyone? \*\* Depends on how fast it was walking. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/386 "2011-02-04T19:09:43Z")
**Women who plan their wedding before there is a groom. Why did you get divorced?** It just felt like there was something missing in the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/387 "2011-02-04T20:03:48Z")
The one I wish was sequential. **Clown Foot Massage Ladies: Don’t Ask Me To Rub Your Shoulders Or Back** You have no idea what clowns have on their feet. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/388 "2011-02-04T21:56:58Z")
**Clown Foot Massage Bonking (not boinking) the pope.** After having his feet massaged, his head bonked by a rubber hammer, and then hearing the clown horn, the Pope was thoroughly entertained. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/389 "2011-02-04T22:36:36Z")
\*\* Why Don’t We Melt Snow? Why not just drop trash into volcanoes\*\* A fabulous idea - airlift all the unwanted snow clogging our roads and parking lots and dump it into volcanoes! The streets will be clear, and all the molten magma will freeze solid! Too bad we didn’t think of this in time to save Pompeii. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/390 "2011-02-04T23:05:28Z")
**An infant walks into a bar… Unbelievable Luck?** A blink’n miracle mate. **Theists: Do any of you believe God is NOT omnipotent, omniscient, or omnibenovelent? Things That You Would Really Like To Know That Are None Of Your Mollyfocking Business?** **What a week! Or, I got a job! Unusual job hunting situation, would really welcome constructive advice.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/391 "2011-02-05T00:45:43Z")
**5 year old getting undressed at school with boy Am I really that abnormal? (lack of jealousy)** Thankfully no, you are _not_ that abnormal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/392 "2011-02-05T17:39:13Z")
**What’s the worst job you ever had? Recommendations for over the counter hearing aids.** “Try this one, it’s great.” _“What?”_ “I said, try this one.” _“What?”_ “PUT THE GODDAMN THING IN YOUR EAR, ASSHOLE!!!” _“WHAT?”_ Yeah, I can see why that would be a shitty job. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/393 "2011-02-05T18:27:50Z")
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do? Becoming totally evil in the middle of the night.** (I took a liberty with these and switched them around in order because they’re too perfect. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/394 "2011-02-05T18:43:59Z")
I just had an insanely good breakfast. Lipton onion soup mix. After a night of drinking, sometimes that’s all I can manage to keep down. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/395 "2011-02-05T19:09:25Z")
**Any tips on learning a new language? Ireland and Scotland in May–a few questions** Psssst… got a little news for you… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/396 "2011-02-05T19:38:51Z")
\*\*Women, why do you look at men’s junk ? Do you read advice columns? \*\* I’ve looked for the answer there but the question never comes up, even for Miss Manners. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/397 "2011-02-05T21:35:01Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > **What Strange Things Does You Cat Do? > Becoming totally evil in the middle of the night.** > > (I took a liberty with these and switched them around in order because they’re too perfect. 🙂 ) What makes your post funnier is your user name. 🆒 > [@GESancMan](#): > > **Any tips on learning a new language? > Ireland and Scotland in May–a few questions** > > Psssst… got a little news for you… He/She could be trying to learn Gaelic. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/398 "2011-02-06T00:00:07Z")
\*\*Sometimes I have a overwhelming desire to… Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk. \*\* Okay, whatever floats your boat. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/399 "2011-02-06T00:45:56Z")
**What do you think a store named Gamer’s Armory would sell? Menstruating Squirrels What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?** And the squirrels tie it all together… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/400 "2011-02-06T02:19:55Z")
**Women, why do you look at men’s junk ? Menstruating squirrels** “Sorry sir, I didn’t mean to stare, but it’s those _awful_ squirrels.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=21)