# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/81 "2011-01-07T21:14:06Z")
**Why don’t people pop their pus-filled pimples when they are on their face? Moving to New Jersey in three weeks! What do I need to know?** Couldn’t wait for the thread titles to be reversed. It’s something I’ve always wondered about Garden Staters, second only to “Why do they drive like that?” \*\*getting a baby baptized. How does one go about it? Meditating on death to create empathy? \*\* And you wonder why your baptism ceremonies aren’t more popular. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/82 "2011-01-08T05:39:09Z")
\*\* Strange Method of Buying Bananas…\*\* **What happened to my banana?** Um, you might want to look over in the other thread… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/83 "2011-01-08T07:03:40Z")
\*\*Ubranko dla psa [SPAM OF THE DAY] What are the benefits of paying for membership? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/84 "2011-01-08T09:43:03Z")
Strange Method of Buying Bananas… What happened to my banana? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/85 "2011-01-08T10:46:57Z")
**So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight… The Feelings Came back** So this has happened before I take it? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/86 "2011-01-08T14:35:02Z")
Not on the Dope, but adjacent headlines in today’s San Francisco Chronicle: **4.1 quake strikes near San Jose Father pleads guilty in deadly shaking** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/87 "2011-01-08T15:36:44Z")
\*\*So at least eight men have sexually assaulted at least ten developmentally disabled women… They should be nailed themselves \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/88 "2011-01-08T15:45:07Z")
**Practical uses for parrots? Classifying Discrete Levels of Technology** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/89 "2011-01-08T15:49:22Z")
Merged duplicate threads. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/90 "2011-01-08T20:11:29Z")
\*\*My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner What happened to my banana? \*\* (Separated by one, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait for the possibility of sequential-ness just to post this gem). \*\*John Edwards getting married Strange Method of Buying Bananas… \*\* “Why buy the banana when you’re getting the banana cream pies for free?” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/91 "2011-01-08T22:02:04Z")
\*\* What happened to my banana? Caveat emptor? \*\* Sorry, once you bought the banana it became your responsibility… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/92 "2011-01-08T22:18:11Z")
**My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner Contribute funny bookmarks** It’s flat enough now. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/93 "2011-01-09T00:18:32Z")
**Der Trihs, our resident fanatic, tries to incite left wing violence Der Trihs Pitting du jour** ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/94 "2011-01-09T00:27:43Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > \*\*My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner > What happened to my banana? \*\* > > (Separated by one, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait for the possibility of sequential-ness just to post this gem). it just did, as I came in here to post it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/95 "2011-01-09T01:50:52Z")
Curses! I was not fast enough! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/96 "2011-01-09T02:23:51Z")
**A very hypothetical question regarding New Year’s resolutions and sex Who MUST be included in a limited-seats wedding?** Plan ahead, I always say. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/97 "2011-01-09T10:43:01Z")
**Yay! I have my own sub. ::tear:: Gosh, never thought it would happen to me… Shit – I have shingles** Sorry, but it was bound to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/98 "2011-01-09T10:59:30Z")
**Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in the head? What happened to my banana?** “I swear I didn’t think the banana was loaded officer!” **Unstoppable Revenge Films Cosmo Jarvis’ "Gay Pirates"** “Kick _us_ out of the Navy for being gay will you?!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/99 "2011-01-09T17:22:21Z")
**Did I answer this interview question correctly? Temporary insanity re: my job** “Yes, I did bring plutonium cupcakes to the potluck, peed on several clients and threw my PC out a 70th-story window, but it was only a passing phase and I’m doing much better on medication.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/100 "2011-01-09T18:31:42Z")
**What does the throne of Gondor look like? The ending of 12 Monkeys Eerie Resemblances** …I’ll say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=6)