# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/101 "2011-01-09T22:30:56Z")
**The Feelings Came back What happened to my banana?** It’s called “puberty”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/102 "2011-01-09T23:48:59Z")
**What’s for dinner tonight? Inside Washington** Inside Washington, it’s too dark to eat. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/103 "2011-01-10T01:15:40Z")
From New Posts - **My nephew is darn smart… My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** There, there - they can’t all be geniuses. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/104 "2011-01-10T13:19:44Z")
**How much energy is in poop? (don’t need answer fast) Spaghetti Sauce with Meat Home electrical problems** _Spaghetti sauce Roasting on a fecal fire_ It’s so Christmasy… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/105 "2011-01-10T13:28:52Z")
**Why Is Tanning Leather Still a Nasty, Stinky Business? So I switched from tuna to sardines. Is that helping?** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/106 "2011-01-10T16:19:04Z")
\*\*Is this product bogus? -… Mind Control \*\* First thread title is actually longer but on the main page (where this sequential gem was), it was cut off right where it is presented here, creating a great Sequential Thread Title.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/107 "2011-01-10T17:29:07Z")
\*\*What would be the Achilles heel of religion? Mind Control \*\* Yup, that’s about what it would take. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/108 "2011-01-10T17:39:18Z")
Right now there’s: \*\* Great. 10:25 Monday morning and I notice my zipper’s down. This guy is brilliant! \*\* And these are separating the following two: \*\*Chili for breakfast: Is it healthy? Do you eat traditional breakfast food? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/109 "2011-01-10T17:39:57Z")
\*\*What happened to my banana? So… gay dopers: how did you know? \*\* By what happened to my banana. ETA: Boy, that banana thread is getting a lot of penis references. \*\*So Homosexuals, is there anyone who you would get “fixed” for My nephew is darn smart… \*\* And you’re darn sick… ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/110 "2011-01-10T18:48:11Z")
RIP Major Dick Winters My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner Well… that’s just tragic, really. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/111 "2011-01-10T19:32:16Z")
**Help the Student Pilot What roads are safer - highway or surface?** Damn students and their stunts. **Is this German? Polish? Pi question** Greek ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/112 "2011-01-10T20:48:34Z")
**Food, which by its mere mention, will make your mouth water Chocolate Milk** Well, that’s actually a drink, but I guess that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/113 "2011-01-10T20:58:03Z")
**Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in the head? My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** You shouldn’t let the little tyke watch CNN. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/114 "2011-01-10T21:33:40Z")
**Police/pedestrian encounter (rights violated). What would you have done? My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** **Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in the head? Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/115 "2011-01-10T21:37:29Z")
**RIP Major Dick Winters merry xmas, your house is in foreclosure…** Yeah, but being dead I don’t think he really cares. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/116 "2011-01-10T22:52:09Z")
**A Question for Roman Catholics High heels with red soles** As long as they don’t reflect up, no problem. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/117 "2011-01-11T00:18:07Z")
Main page sequential: **What to see or do in Dublin? So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator (Massively TMI)** Funny, that wasn’t in the brochure. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/118 "2011-01-11T00:27:48Z")
\*\*What happened to the population of Iceland in 1846, 1860, and 1882? Chocolate Milk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/119 "2011-01-11T00:54:26Z")
**What happened to my banana? Can you get a data-only plan smartphone and use the Google Voice app to function as a regular phone?** The [Banana phone](http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521) is way obsolete by now. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/120 "2011-01-11T06:01:41Z")
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