# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/121 "2011-01-11T12:38:16Z")

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\*\*!!! Capsaicin does NOT cause tissue damage !!!

Does capsaicin INJURE (not cause pain to) mammals? \*\*

Candidate for a Thread Merge?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/122 "2011-01-11T13:33:48Z")

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\*\*Movie “Spinoffs”  
‘Torchwood comes to America.’ Is this a good thing, I ask myself?  
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/123 "2011-01-11T15:36:56Z")

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**Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose?  
Just because I TOLERATE you, does NOT mean I don’t think you’re crazy.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/124 "2011-01-11T16:46:28Z")

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**Yay! I have my own sub. ::tear:: Gosh, never thought it would happen to me…  
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)**

In the next phase of your relationship, try for actual body parts.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/125 "2011-01-11T16:51:58Z")

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\*\*So at least eight men have sexually assaulted at least ten developmentally disabled women…  
Just fuck you, Tom Delay \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/126 "2011-01-11T18:33:44Z")

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**Anonymously Helping out a Friend Financially - Good? Bad?  
I’m having it bad right now**

Guess you shouldn’t have lent him the money.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/127 "2011-01-11T18:40:33Z")

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**How Flexible Are You? (physically)  
Definitely less than 50%**

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/128 "2011-01-11T21:05:49Z")

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\*\*What is the current progress on life extension?  
So This 100 Year Old Man Walks Into the Bank … \*\*

Did he live long enough to walk out?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/129 "2011-01-12T02:01:53Z")

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Okay these are separated by a lot but here’s hoping we will see…

\*\*Questionnaires on online job applications  
What happened to my banana? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/130 "2011-01-12T04:00:53Z")

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**So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight…  
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)**

Apparently, a good time was had by all.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/131 "2011-01-12T08:00:16Z")

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\*\*Now what’s causing THIS toilet issue?  
What’s the Function of Water Retention?  
\*\*  
Dude. I don’t know who taught you to use a toilet, but for gawsake you need lessons!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/132 "2011-01-12T13:01:54Z")

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\*\*Why People Don’t Want to Date You  
The plaid (mens) suit and other fashion WTFs \*\*

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/133 "2011-01-12T15:56:32Z")

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\*\*So… gay dopers: how did you know?  
So Homosexuals, is there anyone who you would get “fixed” for \*\*

… are you coming on to me?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/134 "2011-01-12T19:16:23Z")

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**What happens if a Congressman cannot perform their duties?  
Can you turbocharge a two-stroke gasoline engine?**

In a pinch maybe, but I usually depend on my Congressman for all small engine repairs.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/135 "2011-01-12T20:27:50Z")

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\*\*Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself  
Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/136 "2011-01-12T21:52:41Z")

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\*\*Young Earth/Universe Evolutionists  
stupid ass vs stupid assed  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/137 "2011-01-12T22:49:30Z")

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**Who is middle class?  
Justices Kagan and Scalia**

And no-one else.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/138 "2011-01-13T03:04:01Z")

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**What do you tip exotic dancers when your country doesn’t have a “single”?  
Residual Income From Online Writing**

Oooh, that’s an insult in any culture.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/139 "2011-01-13T06:03:09Z")

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Just hit a trifecta that literally made me laugh out loud:

Why People Do Want to Date You

Why People Don’t Want to Date You

Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa)

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/140 "2011-01-13T10:09:29Z")

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**Silly Mnemonics!  
Aspeseetrep**

:eek: What does that stand for?

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