# Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934 "2010-12-31T12:23:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/141 "2011-01-13T13:20:54Z")
\*\*FedEx: WTF does “Package not due for delivery” mean??? What happened to my banana? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/142 "2011-01-13T13:46:00Z")
\*\* Dealing with my sister’s fears of being her privacy being exposed online The silent treatment\*\* Passive-aggressive, yet oddly effective. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/143 "2011-01-13T14:00:53Z")
**Why People Do Want to Date You You choose! Severe Constipation or Insomnia ala Rick Astley. Which is it?** I guess my severe constipation is the most appealing trait. It’s a real conversation-starter. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/144 "2011-01-13T16:22:00Z")
\*\* Obama’s speech at the Tuscon Memorial Most despicable reaction to the Tucson shootings? Comparison: Tucson vs Ft Hood \*\* Enough Already! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/145 "2011-01-13T17:00:48Z")
\*\*Do you know these three words? Say the phrase Ciao Luigi out loud \*\* What’s the Third Word? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/146 "2011-01-13T17:19:22Z")
\*\*34,000-Year-Old Organisms Found Buried Alive! Been a while… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/147 "2011-01-14T00:07:51Z")
**NASA says–Thunderstorms create ANTIMATTER! Newslink So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)** You need to squinch your eyes shut, say _ENERGIZE!_ in a loud voice, and it’ll disappear. Or, your mayonnaise will turn into strawberry jam. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/148 "2011-01-14T01:58:57Z")
**Were you to get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) in high school, what would your parents counsel? Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa)** Nice thought, but that ship’s sailed. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/149 "2011-01-14T03:21:11Z")
\*\*So Homosexuals, is there anyone who you would get “fixed” for So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight… \*\* …but I told them, “Sorry, I just don’t swing that way”. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/150 "2011-01-14T12:16:13Z")
**I can see clearly now. . . Shit – I have shingles** ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/151 "2011-01-14T14:23:59Z")
**Great moments in saving money Twenty Years Ago Today I Gave Up Smoking** In all seriousness, that was a _hell_ of a great moment in saving money. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/152 "2011-01-14T14:32:04Z")
**Atheist: If you HAD to chose a religion, what would it be? You choose! Severe Constipation or Insomnia ala Rick Astley. Which is it?** In the Church of Severe Constipation, one must worship the porcelain throne. **My Cat Won’t Stop Peeing On My Stuff…Advice Desperately Needed Please help educate me on standard “party-girl”-type teenage rebellion.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/153 "2011-01-14T17:07:32Z")
\*\* Poll: Worst thing ever–jokes about rape. [Edited Title] Poll: Impoverished rape victim offered payoff not to prosecute un-remembered assault. Should she? \*\* There’s bad joke about rape and poles in there. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/154 "2011-01-14T17:12:13Z")
**So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI) Dealing with my sister’s fears of being her privacy being exposed online** I chuckled. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/155 "2011-01-14T19:09:02Z")
**Questionnaires on online job applications Slave or Food?** Ummmmm, no. I think I’ll go see if someone else is hiring, thank you… \*\*NASA says–Thunderstorms create ANTIMATTER! Newslink What happened to my banana? \*\* See that mushroom cloud off in the distance? Yeah, that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/156 "2011-01-14T19:43:47Z")
**Poll: Smokers, do you relight cigarettes? Addict Question** ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/157 "2011-01-14T20:06:24Z")
\*\*I am so frustrated with my friend right now He Won’t Kiss Me \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/158 "2011-01-14T22:18:14Z")
\*\*Things you crave but almost always disappoint when you get it Wish It Could Be More… \*\*That’s what SHE said! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/159 "2011-01-14T23:50:28Z")
**Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath? He Won’t Kiss Me** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934/160 "2011-01-15T04:59:51Z")
**Were you to get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) in high school, what would your parents counsel? Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself** Yeah, thanks, Mom and Dad. Got any constructive advice now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-daily-seeing-more-of-the-light/565934.md?page=9)