# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/1 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")

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Right now on In My Humble Opinion:

Oral sex: Swallowing  
Ladies, do you like receiving oral sex? (TMI)  
Unwilling to give oral - should I dump him?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/2 "2006-06-11T17:32:01Z")

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I’ve nothing to add. You had me at “deep throat”.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/3 "2006-06-11T18:03:23Z")

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I almost posted this exact thread! 😃

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**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/4 "2006-06-12T06:49:31Z")

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This is why Dr. Ruth and Dr. Spock never collaborated.

**Oral sex: Swallowing  
How do I get my kid up in the morning?**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/5 "2006-06-12T09:41:44Z")

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**Poll: Have you had a homosexual experience?  
Would you kill yourself?**

That’s taking the self-loathing to unnecessary extremes…

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/6 "2006-06-12T15:50:44Z")

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In the Pit:

**"I’m glad they killed Jesus"…No Shit Dumfuck!!  
Most unintentionally hilarious defense of religion ever.**

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**Author:** ![BlackHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@BlackHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackHeart)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/7 "2006-06-12T17:05:30Z")

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\*\*So I’m looking for a decent way to make about $300 extra a month. Any advice? \*\*

**Ladies, do you like reciving oral sex? (TMI)**  
found in this morning IMHO section.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/8 "2006-06-12T17:08:49Z")

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In The Pit:

\*\*Prove you’re an atheist"  
“I’m glad they killed Jesus”…No Shit Dumfuck!!  
If you’re going to try to kill yourself, please leave your kid out of it.  
Gitmo suicides were really acts of warfare \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/9 "2006-06-12T17:15:07Z")

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Also in the Pit:

**"Prove you’re an atheist"  
Most unintentionally hilarious defense of religion ever.**

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/10 "2006-06-12T17:48:07Z")

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In MPSIMS:

\*\*Maybe I’ll lose weight. Maybe I’ll gain inhuman monkey strength. Maybe I’ll go nuts.  
2006 Weight Loss Club - June \*\*

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/11 "2006-06-12T23:18:19Z")

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> [@BlackHeart](#):
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> \*\*So I’m looking for a decent way to make about $300 extra a month. Any advice? \*\*
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> **Ladies, do you like reciving oral sex? (TMI)**  
> found in this morning IMHO section.

😃😃😃😃😃

OK… this made me almost wet myself laughing. Freaklin’ hilarious!

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/12 "2006-06-12T23:56:57Z")

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**Good News…Bad News  
An Explosive Meteorite Impact In Norway  
Ben Roethlisberger Hurt In Motorcycle Crash**

…so which one is the good news?

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/13 "2006-06-13T02:25:04Z")

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From right here in MPSIMS:

\*\*What the heck is my male cat doing to my female cat?  
The unbearable sadness of the summer of love \*\*  
Well, that answers _that!_

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/14 "2006-06-13T10:21:56Z")

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in IMHO:

**Poll: Have you had a homosexual experience?  
What Do 17-Year-Old Boys Like?   
So I’m looking for a decent way to make about $300 extra a month. Any advice?**

I don’t think I’ll be touching that…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/15 "2006-06-13T19:37:49Z")

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\*\*Hell’s Kitchen 6/12  
How the HELL is this instrument practical? \*\*

Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/16 "2006-06-14T00:02:28Z")

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**How do I get my kid up in the morning?  
An Explosive Meteorite Impact In Norway**

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**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/17 "2006-06-14T05:33:37Z")

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From IMHO just now…

\*\*What about American culture makes us dislike soccer?  
Oral sex: Swallowing

What Do 17-Year-Old Boys Like?  
I Like The Bush Administration

I’m going househunting Wednesday; what questions should I ask?  
Would you kill yourself?

Do you take your trousers off to take a shit?  
You’re on indefinite probation (work-related)\*\*  
From MPSIMS…

\*\*Stuff about yourself it took forever to realize  
I Won !!!

Big Headed People  
There’s food in your bowls, goddammit!

OMG I’m 30 today!  
Aren’t you supposed to kick 'em out when they turn 18?\*\*

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/18 "2006-06-14T05:53:15Z")

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**Universal Constants of Teenagers  
12-year-old Iraqi girl gets new nose in LA**

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/19 "2006-06-14T13:26:55Z")

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\*\*Hitler quotes in high school yearbook

I Like The Bush Administration\*\*

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/20 "2006-06-14T14:22:08Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*New KFC Bowls. Ugh!

Stick a Q-Tip as deep as you can into your bellybutton… \*\*

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