# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/21 "2006-06-14T14:48:35Z")

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\*\*World’s funniest joke  
I Like The Bush Administration \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/22 "2006-06-14T18:27:06Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*How much do you know about your conception (ultimate TMI!!!)?  
Advice: Kids calling stepfather “dad” and using his last name? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/23 "2006-06-14T18:55:15Z")

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Trifecta in The Pit:

\*\*True Jerks…what are they thinking?!

I Like The Bush Administration

I despise the Bush Administration\*\*  
You pays your money and takes your pick, I guess . . .

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/24 "2006-06-14T20:11:15Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*Stick a Q-Tip as deep as you can into your bellybutton…  
I Won !!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/25 "2006-06-14T23:23:07Z")

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\*\*IMHO:

How does it feel being bitten by a tick? Immediately noticeable?  
Would You Kill Yourself?\*\*

:eek: I’ve been bitten by a tick, and it wasn’t _that_ bad…

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/26 "2006-06-15T05:27:33Z")

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\*\*How much oil _could_ I make from human blood?  
Cost of Iraq War \*\*

Too easy.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/27 "2006-06-15T10:57:33Z")

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Self-reference time:

**Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition   
Porn at the airport**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/28 "2006-06-15T12:36:43Z")

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\*\* New KFC Bowls. Ugh!  
There’s food in your bowls, goddammit! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/29 "2006-06-15T12:44:34Z")

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The Pit:

**Meeting pimps  
Oakminster, this is for you**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/30 "2006-06-15T12:58:07Z")

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**What would you say if this happened? [if a Christian dies and meets the God of Islam] Islam is a Violent Religion**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/31 "2006-06-15T12:59:23Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **What would you say if this happened? [if a Christian dies and meets the God of Islam]  
> Islam is a Violent Religion**

::mumble::

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/32 "2006-06-15T13:35:55Z")

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\*\*What are your favorite date questions?  
Guys: Will you purchase tampons & the like? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/33 "2006-06-15T13:44:46Z")

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IMHO:\*\*  
What are your favorite date questions?  
Siblings need love too…right? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/34 "2006-06-15T20:45:35Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs…  
Marine singing a song about killing Iraqi civilians \*\*

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/35 "2006-06-15T22:14:24Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*What are your favorite date questions?

Would you kill yourself?  
I’m going househunting Wednesday; what questions should I ask?  
What about American culture makes us dislike soccer? \*\*

I think I’ll take column 3 for $500, Alex.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/36 "2006-06-15T22:27:38Z")

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\*\*Marine singing a song about killing Iraqi civilians  
Stick a Q-Tip as deep as you can into your bellybutton…  
Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs… \*\*

Okay, firstly I don’t understand that song one little bit, and secondly… on an _ice cream truck_?

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/37 "2006-06-16T03:04:46Z")

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From IMHO:

**What’s the greatest age difference you’ve had in a romantic relationship?  
Boyfriend/girlfriend in 2nd grade?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/38 "2006-06-16T12:12:49Z")

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A threefer in Cafe Society:

\*\*I just saw the best movie I’ve ever seen in my whole life.  
Larry the Cable Guy  
“No, you just didn’t understand it.” \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/39 "2006-06-16T18:12:04Z")

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A rare one from Great Debates:

**If the universe is constantly expanding…**  
**Is THIS The End of GM?**  
(Well, no, if the Universe is constantly expanding then everything would be farther away, and people would have to drive more, so GM should be able to sell more cars.)

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/40 "2006-06-16T18:25:15Z")

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Pooled resources?  
\*\*A thought for Excalibre

Aww, fuck it, let’s just put everything we have in a bowl \*\*

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