# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/41 "2006-06-16T18:29:33Z")

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Just now in New Posts:

\*\* Your favorite Dad memory  
Sharing a hotel room on a business trip\*\*

:eek:

**You, Can, go your own way  
Party of Death**

That’s telling them!

**Who uses a typewriter anymore?  
Larry the CableGuy**

And my favorite:

\*\*What mneumonic visual/verbal devices do you use?  
Superman = Jesus? \*\*

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/42 "2006-06-16T20:13:23Z")

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Earlier today:

**Stupid Kidneys  
Some DivaCup Questions (TMI, most likely)**

“TMI, most likely”? Lady, if involves the kidneys and a Divacup, TMI _for sure_.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/43 "2006-06-16T20:19:41Z")

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\*\*Has the rise of Modern Dentistry caused a decline in the Vampire population?  
Are full-spectrum lightbulbs effective against vampires? \*\*

Maybe we need a separate forum for vampire questions

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/44 "2006-06-16T20:29:02Z")

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IMHO:

**advice sought. Suspect Brother-in-Law a child molester/ into child porn  
What’s the greatest age difference you’ve had in a romantic relationship?  
What are you doing this weekend?**

I’m not sure I like where this is going…

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/45 "2006-06-16T22:12:17Z")

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\*\*advice sought. Suspect Brother-in-Law a child molester/ into child porn  
“But Henry…It’s FATHER’S DAY!”

Do we have any of the following professions here?  
I work in a cubicle. . .\*\*

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**Author:** ![Durkasaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Durkasaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Durkasaurus)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/46 "2006-06-17T00:24:59Z")

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IMHO:

**Be an American Communist for me.  
Talk me into getting a little dog.**

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/47 "2006-06-17T03:17:58Z")

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**I like the Bush Administation**  
**Lying Whore.**

Nuff said.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/48 "2006-06-17T16:28:12Z")

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**FtM reassignment…what about the kids?  
What are you doing this weekend?**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/49 "2006-06-17T18:43:53Z")

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IMHO:

\*\* Would you buy or use a used mattress??  
What’s the point of smearing your body’s excretions?\*\*

Also:

\*\* Need ‘Nice’ Bachelor Party Ideas  
Who’s Your Favorite Centerfold?\*\*

“We thought getting you drunk and leaving you alone with a working girl might be a bit much, so we got you some sarsaparilla and a magazine. Party on, dude!”

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**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/50 "2006-06-17T19:39:33Z")

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MPSIMS:

**Dipping my junk in another man’s pee  
Am I being rude?**

Why yes, I think that’s quite rude!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/51 "2006-06-17T22:33:15Z")

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**What’s the point of smearing your body’s exretions?  
How to deal with arrogant coworker?**

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/52 "2006-06-18T15:20:38Z")

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From MPSIMS

**Tiny Events that Make You Realize How Old You Are**  
**Dipping my junk in another man’s pee**

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/53 "2006-06-19T01:22:20Z")

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\*\*Meeting pimps  
Work rant. Fuck this.  
The People I Slapped Today \*\*

Indeed. This place is getting kinker than I am without even trying.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/54 "2006-06-19T01:49:20Z")

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How to deal with arrogant coworker?  
Hot Monkey Sex

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/55 "2006-06-19T02:09:57Z")

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**3 Naked Boys**  
**Anderson Cooper gives me a boner…**  
**Hot Monkey Sex**

You can’t make stuff like this up! Well, you could, but I didn’t! It’s also in a sequential thread titled “Deep Throat Edition,” which is even more disturbing!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/56 "2006-06-19T14:15:33Z")

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\*\*Muscle Car Shootout: Would today’s fastest cars shut down the '60s-'70s muscle cars?  
speeding tickets – several questions \*\*

Inevitable really, wasn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/57 "2006-06-19T14:47:16Z")

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\*\* Have Prostate Cancer  
It’s 100% official- I’m a doctor. \*\*

The idea that “The doctor that treats himself has a fool for a patient” is funnier when you know the latter thread was started by **irishgirl**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/58 "2006-06-19T15:00:52Z")

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\*\*Will an elephant mate with a rhinoceros?

How do so police officers get away with being very fat?\*\*  
Maybe I have a sick mind, but…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/59 "2006-06-19T15:10:46Z")

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\*\* I am a moron.  
Dipping my junk in another man’s pee \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/60 "2006-06-19T15:30:11Z")

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Quite a lineup in MPSIMS:

\*\*Sharing a hotel room on a business trip  
How to deal with arrogant coworker?  
Low alcohol homebrew  
Would you kill yourself?  
Is It Fair To Get A Dog When You’re Gone All Day?  
Can a small toy breed dog live a large/giant breed dog? \*\*

There’s a screenplay in there somewhere

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