# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/61 "2006-06-19T18:09:14Z")
\*\* 3 Naked Boys Hot Monkey Sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/62 "2006-06-19T20:09:47Z")
\*\*What did you get for Fathers Day? Hot Monkey Sex \*\* That’s the first one that ever made me laugh out loud . . . ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/63 "2006-06-19T20:49:46Z")
A MPSIMS threefer \*\*Can ravens talk? Birds or bats? How do I remove bats from under a deck? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/64 "2006-06-19T21:57:56Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > \*\*What did you get for Fathers Day? > > Hot Monkey Sex \*\* > > That’s the first one that ever made me laugh out loud . . . Might’ve made you laugh, but me, I’m just gonna sob quietly in the corner… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/65 "2006-06-19T22:38:27Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Might’ve made you laugh, but me, I’m just gonna sob quietly in the corner… My mental image was of a present from the guy’s _wife_. I realized after I posted it it could be taken differently. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/66 "2006-06-20T08:34:48Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > My mental image was of a present from the guy’s _wife_. I realized after I posted it it could be taken differently. Sorry. My mental image was the same as yours, and I’m _still_ gonna sob quietly in the corner… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/67 "2006-06-20T09:23:02Z")
\*\*Hot Monkey Sex First & last times you did something To my best friend’s boyfriend… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/68 "2006-06-20T10:16:15Z")
**What is the best way to complain? pit bulls** Gets the point across. Hard to ignore. Possibly a little extreme, but who cares? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/69 "2006-06-20T17:31:23Z")
\*\*Weirdest Slash References How gay is Superman? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/70 "2006-06-20T20:30:01Z")
\*\* Some advice from the sexual virtuoso… Udderly confused about tits \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/71 "2006-06-21T01:11:34Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* What the hell day is this? Whip It Out For Pee On Earth Day! Quit shaking the camera! Everyone I work with is sick.\*\* Sounds like the strip Scott Adams turned in that time he stayed up all week during crystal meth. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/72 "2006-06-21T01:14:08Z")
Um, the week-long festival of “Crystalmeth,” I guess. It’s like Lent, only _way_ more intense. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/73 "2006-06-21T12:45:20Z")
Not sexy, but tells a story: **My husband threw the cat down the stairs last night The chihuahua is no more** More in the spirit of the OP: **Udderly Confused about Tits Deconstructing Blowjobs** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/74 "2006-06-21T12:48:50Z")
**No! We’re not paying her rent anymore! My husband threw the cat down the stairs tonight.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/75 "2006-06-21T12:51:18Z")
**PebbleHenge These Are, Quite Literally, Some Crap Toys** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/76 "2006-06-21T16:14:22Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*What if I ate this toy? My first major surgery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/77 "2006-06-21T19:53:21Z")
> [@Lord Il Palazzo](#): > > From MPSIMS: > > \*\*What if I ate this toy? > My first major surgery \*\* HAIL IL PALAZZO! Ahem, sory about that. 😃 Hmm, I have one from another message board that amused me. [Link to small screencap](http://rinni.xoluti.com/images/sequentialthreads.jpg) One is out of place, but even so, the rest were too great to ignore. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/78 "2006-06-21T21:15:56Z")
**These trousers are pants. Kool Aid with pants is just wrong.** And Kool Aid should only be served with trousers. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/79 "2006-06-22T02:08:38Z")
From MPSIMS: **Can you recognize this gummi bear mosaic? This is a picture of me** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/80 "2006-06-22T03:08:24Z")
> [@rinni](#): > > [Link to small screencap](http://rinni.xoluti.com/images/sequentialthreads.jpg) > > One is out of place, but even so, the rest were too great to ignore. Nothing is out of place there – everything is just so. Beautiful. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307.md?page=5)