# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/101 "2006-06-26T20:22:59Z")
\*\*Some advice from the sexual virtuoso I want to steal the queen’s dogs. No hamsters? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/102 "2006-06-26T20:25:36Z")
\*\*Topics that are difficult to Google Do you pee in the shower? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/103 "2006-06-26T20:41:42Z")
Hungry, Hungry GQ: **What’s eating my tomatoes? Will Black Holes eat the Universe?** ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/104 "2006-06-26T21:20:03Z")
Forgive me for what I’m about to do… New Posts: **"Fat and hairy"- a turnoff? Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope** Sorrysorrysorrysorry, had to. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/105 "2006-06-27T02:41:17Z")
**Do you pee in the shower?** **How hard is it to recaulk a tub?** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/106 "2006-06-27T02:50:24Z")
Another GQ pair: **Solubility Question Help! Lubricant mishap.** Paging Doctor Ruth. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/107 "2006-06-27T12:54:18Z")
\*\* I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving (Started by Scylla ) Who is the smartest person on the SDMB? \*\* Some people nominated Scylla in the second thread. If he’s so smart, how come he’s lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/108 "2006-06-27T15:44:21Z")
MPSIMS:\*\* Funny, Embarrassing Story: Friend at Strip Club (not TMI) And shes bare naked! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/109 "2006-06-27T16:17:29Z")
A twofer in MPSIMS: \*\*Oh noes! I offended a telemarketer! callmebackcallmebackCALLMEBACK!!! And shes bare naked! I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/110 "2006-06-27T16:21:55Z")
\*\*600 pound woman ejected through sunroof Why do animals grow bigger in warm places?\*\* … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/111 "2006-06-27T17:05:05Z")
\*\*The ball of soap scraps, and other things I did when we were poor I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/112 "2006-06-27T18:13:32Z")
\*\*How do you build your self confidence? Oral sex: Swallowing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/113 "2006-06-27T19:41:01Z")
Oh noes! I think I offended a telemarketer And she’s bare naked Callmebackcallmebackcallmeback (long) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/114 "2006-06-27T20:35:55Z")
**Will Black Holes eat the Universe? Nervous Breakdown? Panic Attacks?** Getting a bit nervous, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/115 "2006-06-27T20:48:47Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Oh noes! I think I offended a telemarketer > And she’s bare naked > Callmebackcallmebackcallmeback (long) 😃_applauds_ ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/116 "2006-06-28T01:09:19Z")
I spotted this yesterday on the MPSIMS: \*\*Things you wish you hadn’t seen, but did Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope \*\* :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/117 "2006-06-28T02:26:26Z")
**Huge asteroid to fly closely past Earth And shes bare naked!** A streaking asteroid, wow. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/118 "2006-06-28T15:45:25Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Some advice from the sexual virtuoso… Get Perpendicular! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/119 "2006-06-28T19:19:52Z")
IMHO: \*\*How often do you masturbate? CO-Workers \*\* Works better if you move the “?” to the end, though… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/120 "2006-06-28T21:02:06Z")
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