# Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307 "2006-06-11T15:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/121 "2006-06-29T00:41:37Z")

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GQ:

**Girls and their toys - a porn question  
All appliances use DC?**

Naw, in the _really_ hardcore stuff they have 220VAC clitty-thumpers and everything.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/122 "2006-06-29T02:50:18Z")

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Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope  
How often do you masturbate?  
(Well, we _are_ awful cute . . .)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/123 "2006-06-29T18:17:14Z")

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New Posts:

\*\* Is something wrong with the…  
Flying Upside down  
On Airplane lift \*\*

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/124 "2006-06-29T18:37:04Z")

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Right now in **MPSIMS** :

\*\*The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointers

Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition\*\*

Hey, it was only a matter of time.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/125 "2006-06-29T20:32:20Z")

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\*\*Jury duty, 7 days then phfffft.  
callmebackcallmebackCALLMEBACK!!! \*\*

Gee, most people are glad when jury duty is over.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/126 "2006-06-30T16:23:13Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*Cunnilingus, how many names for it?  
I am going to go strangle some children. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/127 "2006-06-30T19:33:50Z")

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Cafe Society:

\*\* Share your favorite porn movie “plots”  
“Silly Faerie”. Not anymore, apparently \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/128 "2006-06-30T20:49:23Z")

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Just now, in New Posts:

Not the brightest idea: Pakistani man found with lightbulb…  
Warning: Do not insert this in your anus

Made just slightly less cool by the fact that both threads are, in fact, about the same poor son-of-a-bitch.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/129 "2006-07-01T17:14:46Z")

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**Any interest in a D.C.-area Dopefest?  
That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.**

I never get to go to these Dopefests. ☹

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/130 "2006-07-02T01:55:15Z")

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Just above this thread:

\*\*In case your GayDar is broken…  
Bend over Boys, Microsoft is coming at ya \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/131 "2006-07-02T07:12:13Z")

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**The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointers  
I may not rest tonight.  
That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/132 "2006-07-02T15:32:00Z")

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\*\*Do you pee in the shower?  
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled? \*\*

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/133 "2006-07-03T03:53:20Z")

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_I Hate The Whole F@#!ng World  
Okay, grow some serious fucking balls_\*

Yeah, act on your feelings, and join the Dark Side!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/134 "2006-07-03T12:38:46Z")

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\*\* I ran over a pigeon  
ER surgery for Hasselhoff \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/135 "2006-07-03T14:28:51Z")

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\*\* It’s Canada, not Canadia!  
Canada the insignificant fart in a windstorm! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/136 "2006-07-03T15:15:32Z")

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\*_Worst. Slogan . Ever.  
I Hate The Whole F_@#!n& World \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-deep-throat-edition/360307/137 "2006-07-04T11:47:42Z")

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From Cafe Society:

\*\*Richard Scarry versus Mercer Mayer versus Stan and Jan Berenstein versus Dr. Seuss Share your favorite porn movie “plots” \*\*

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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