# Sequential Threads: Election Special

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038 "2008-11-04T13:03:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038/1 "2008-11-04T13:03:22Z")

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\*\*I done my doodie. How was your voting experience?  
Fuck it, I’m choking my chicken \*\*

Hopefully you didn’t do it in the voting booth  
\*\*Whither John Kerry?  
Women, revealing clothes, rape \*\*

Alright, that one might be four years too late

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038/2 "2008-11-04T13:54:22Z")

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\*\*A poem for Election Day

I done my doodie. How was your voting experience?  
It’s Official, we have adopted a dog!  
I’m selling my house and moving to the mountains  
Boils. Also known as incredibly enormous pimples in weird locations.  
Odd things your cat likes (that is cute, without saying)  
Il mio viaggio in Italia, an MMP  
The latest updates: 11/4  
Obama Wins Dixville Notch NH - earliest votes cast  
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What a poem!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038/3 "2008-11-04T14:05:39Z")

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\*\*When is the election?

I done my doodie. How was your voting experience?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-election-special/471038/4 "2008-11-04T15:25:25Z")

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**Most good natured ‘prank’ I’ve ever seen.  
My dentist is trying to kill me!**