# Sequential Threads: Episode MCXXXLVII

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 7, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510 "2008-07-07T02:00:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/21 "2008-07-09T15:17:23Z")

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**What is the name for this type of pain?  
Vomiting Trick**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/22 "2008-07-09T16:36:39Z")

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\*\*Help Describe being Wacked in the Balls  
Ow…that hurt like a bastard \*\*

OK, they’re not really next to each other, but I still like it.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/23 "2008-07-09T16:46:43Z")

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**The Minnesota starvation experiment  
Can you become or stay morbidly obese in prison?**

Not in Minnesota.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/24 "2008-07-09T18:54:01Z")

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**Angry fiance destroys her man’s most prized Star Wars collectible - With video!  
Help Describe being Wacked in the Balls**

Meesa hurt bad.

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/25 "2008-07-09T22:54:20Z")

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\*\*Oh man I want a steak! \*\*  
Inigo Montoya

\*\*Man Covered in BBQ Sauce the Scourge of the Neighborhood. Film at Eleven. \*\*

_Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You grilled my father, prepair to diet._

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/26 "2008-07-10T01:17:37Z")

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In this forum:

**Cancer free boobies!  
"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat."**

Now that they’re cancer-free, the little critter feels quite safe and comfy there!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/27 "2008-07-10T12:23:47Z")

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\*\*“I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.”

How have you annoyed animals?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/28 "2008-07-10T16:39:16Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* Man Covered in BBQ Sauce the Scourge of the Neighborhood. Film at Eleven.

Oh man I want a steak!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/29 "2008-07-11T02:38:04Z")

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\*\*Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion

“I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.”  
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And I’m responsible for starting both threads. It’s the result, I think, of Pepper mill being in recuperation so long…

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/30 "2008-07-11T03:45:41Z")

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In MPSIMS;

**Non-Catholic Groomsman at a Catholic Wedding & Mass**

**Why The Skull Motif?**

That’s _really_ non-Catholic.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/31 "2008-07-11T11:52:14Z")

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\*\* I may be an evil sumbitch, but I don’t do THAT in the bathroom! (TMI)

Thanks  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/32 "2008-07-11T12:29:47Z")

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**Question for gun carrying Dopers.  
What makes you scream and run like a little girl?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/33 "2008-07-11T12:47:20Z")

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\*\*Sex every day for a year?  
Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/34 "2008-07-11T13:02:15Z")

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\*\*Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion

Doper Shirt Exchange 2008  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/35 "2008-07-11T13:18:32Z")

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\*\*Sex every day for a year?

Thanks

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/36 "2008-07-11T13:19:47Z")

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\*\*Most esoteric thing you have ever done (I handled a moon rock)…

Sex every day for a year?  
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Sounds better than the moon rock to me…

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/37 "2008-07-11T15:07:40Z")

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\*\*Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion  
Doper Shirt Exchange 2008

Anyone else bored of a normal pregnancy? \<snip\>  
Garden Zombie \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/38 "2008-07-11T15:08:34Z")

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**What Can Automakers Do To Stop The Deaths?  
Help the Obamas pick a dog!**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/39 "2008-07-11T15:46:47Z")

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\*\*Yet ANOTHER breast cancer thread

“I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.”  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/40 "2008-07-11T18:16:16Z")

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\*\*Most esoteric thing you have ever done (I handled a moon rock)…

I may be an evil sumbitch, but I don’t do THAT in the bathroom! (TMI)

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Don’t handle Moon Rocks in the bathroom.

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