# Sequential Threads: Episode MCXXXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510 "2008-07-07T02:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/41 "2008-07-11T20:28:06Z")
\*\*Most esoteric thing you have ever done (I handled a moon rock)… Sex every day for a year? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/42 "2008-07-11T20:51:08Z")
\*\*Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion “I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.” \*\* Definitely wanted those two to come together ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/43 "2008-07-11T21:46:37Z")
\*\*What makes you scream and run like a little girl? Lesbians in the porno industry \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/44 "2008-07-12T11:33:05Z")
**Garden Zombie Bizarre Death** They ate Mrs. Wilson while she was weeding the pansies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/45 "2008-07-12T12:15:11Z")
\*\*Incidental things learned from books. What has Harper Lee been doing for the last 48 years? \*\* Killing mockingbirds? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/46 "2008-07-12T15:34:20Z")
**Michael Jackson kids. In Search of the Magical Penis Thieves** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/47 "2008-07-12T18:42:53Z")
**Most esoteric thing you have ever done (I handled a moon rock)… Laser hemorrhoid treatment (without TMI)** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/48 "2008-07-12T18:56:51Z")
\*\* So, does it get any easier in a relationship? Can’t Decide between Two Girlfriends? Marry Them Both!\*\* I’m guessing that it will not, in fact, get any easier. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/49 "2008-07-12T21:36:45Z")
\*\*Sex every day for a year? Michael Jackson kids. \*\* Oh no, not again :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/50 "2008-07-12T21:58:56Z")
**Is it just me … None of you exist. It’s just me.** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/51 "2008-07-12T22:31:24Z")
\*\*Almost everything my body needs, embedded in my leg What software can do this? \*\* I think you’re expecting too much of your computer, but give it time… ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/52 "2008-07-12T23:29:36Z")
Seen just now in MPSIMS: **Is it just me …** followed by: **None of you exist. It’s just me.** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/53 "2008-07-13T04:02:49Z")
**GQ** \*Floating Poop A question for Doper plumbers\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/54 "2008-07-13T04:05:25Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Seen just now in MPSIMS: **Is it just me …** followed by: **None of you exist. It’s just me.** [/QUOTE] [For the second time today!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9995818&postcount=50)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/55 "2008-07-13T04:22:02Z")
New posts: **A movie named Donkey Punch Ass question** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/56 "2008-07-13T11:36:04Z")
\*\*Explain to me, in English, what Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are Hot Dogs and Hot Dog buns \*\* Asked and answered ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/57 "2008-07-13T12:09:25Z")
Triple play! \*\* Michael Jackson kids. Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI \*\* Better than blowing Bubbles. \*\* None of you exist. It’s just me. Thanks \*\* ,I said to myself. **Strangest thing your cat does Vomiting Trick** And the beagle can fart “O, Canada” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/58 "2008-07-13T18:16:43Z")
\*\*Sex every day for a year? What’s wrong with me? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/59 "2008-07-13T18:23:03Z")
**Ask the (former) crackhead In Search of the Magical Penis Thieves** OK. Where are the Magical Penis Thieves? Or is it you? Do you exchange the Magical Penises for crack? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/60 "2008-07-13T20:54:23Z")
From New Posts: \*\*Do many women actually use strap-on dildos? \*\* **Ass question** Seems kind of obvious to me, not many other places to put it. SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510.md?page=4)