# Sequential Threads: Episode MCXXXLVII **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510 "2008-07-07T02:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/61 "2008-07-13T22:23:35Z")
\*\* In Search of the Magical Penis Thieves A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin \*\* It’s the new magical yet hard-of-hearing Robin Hood. He steals penises instead of pianists and leaves pianos. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/62 "2008-07-13T22:25:11Z")
\*\* Do many women actually use strap-on dildos? Male Dopers: recommend me some underwear. \*\* Ones that are hard to pull down and have a reinforced seat. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/63 "2008-07-14T01:53:40Z")
\*\* Do many women actually use strap-on dildos? What makes you scream and run like a little girl? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/64 "2008-07-14T10:08:50Z")
\*\*Sex every day for a year? Thanks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/65 "2008-07-14T11:12:36Z")
**Who the heck are the “post gays”? Lesbians in the porno industry** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/66 "2008-07-14T12:20:08Z")
\*\*“Nothing Works Better Than…” None of you exist. It’s just me. \*\* Solipsism is always the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/67 "2008-07-14T13:37:20Z")
**Lesbians in the porno industry Why the Phobia of Eating Alone?** Because it’s really hard on their necks. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/68 "2008-07-14T14:53:59Z")
**What was your childhood safety blanket? Lesbians in the porno industry** See what happens when the TV becomes the babysitter? ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/69 "2008-07-14T17:22:24Z")
\*\* Ask The Devil’s Advocate Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/70 "2008-07-14T17:30:05Z")
**What is “Emo” Giving exotic matter the finger** Exotic matter doesn’t understand me! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/71 "2008-07-14T18:52:55Z")
\*\*I need a chick lawn mower, for cheap. Ideas? Lesbians in the porno industry \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/72 "2008-07-14T19:07:05Z")
**Make me a New Name Genesis-The Reboot** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/73 "2008-07-14T22:31:34Z")
Cafe Society: \*\* A Stupid Thing in Star Trek That Has Annoyed Me For Years (Add Your Own!) Samuel L. Jackson in ANY movie\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/74 "2008-07-15T13:44:19Z")
\*\*What was the context of Lord Kelvin’s infamous statement about flying machines? Hot Dogs and Hot Dog buns \*\* > [@Lord Kelvin](#): > > “See this hot dog, right? See this hot dog bun? Heavier than air, right? So I drop 'em and, whack! there they go, right into the ground. Now don’t try to kid me a heavier-than-air machine can fly, bucko!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/75 "2008-07-15T15:18:58Z")
\*\*And the dumbest line of the movie is… “Shoot the wings off the flies” (WANTED) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/76 "2008-07-15T17:50:11Z")
From New Posts… \*\*Journey to the Center of My Colon… Do many women actually use strap-on dildos? \*\* No… I’m afraid it’s real and it’s spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/77 "2008-07-15T18:02:46Z")
**I’m in China! Job hunt advice sought** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/78 "2008-07-15T21:30:57Z")
\*\*So, Charter Members, how do I get in? Atheist Security Pass \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/79 "2008-07-16T01:39:45Z")
New Posts: **What are the challenges of starting your own business? Five years down the drain** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-episode-mcxxxlvii/455510/80 "2008-07-16T02:32:51Z")
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